The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[Jay_uk]

Yar me hearties!

The filthy scoundrels aboard me vessel have all been hit wi' scruvy 'cept for me. Y'ar - I be touched by his NOODLEY appendage and be saved from the filthy scurvy.!

I be docked with the land lubbers of the West Midlands, UK right now, always trying to gather a crew of miscreates to join me to sail the high seas and bask in the glory of "He".

Argh - this introduction be over for now, till the next time me hearties!

[Plunderess]

Ahoy mateys! The Plunderess has sailed up the American River in Sacramento, CA, United States. She is about to launch a pastafarian performance that is sure to draw the attention of the Noodly One at the local community college campus. She has chosen this place to begin conversion because of news from http://www.SaveARC.com. After transforming her "ship" into a land vehicle (by way of a Jolly Roger flag and completed with skull and cross bone hubcaps for the wheels) she is ready to begin spreading the TRUTH about intelligent falling, global warming and the eight "I'd really rather you didn'ts." The Plunderess does need some guidance from a few of the other Captains out there about assembling a crew. The others were forced to walk the plank after a failed plundering attempt.

All Hail the Noodly One, his noodly appendage has been placed gently on my head! (I am actually quite short, only 5'2"), I must be one of the blessed!

RAmen

[Gary]

I am distressed that i have only just heard of his noodlyness. After looking at your website reading about it on wiki and viewing the messages from all loving Christians I think this seems to be an all round great place. I hope you are all in good sauce and will welcome me!

[OrigamiSquared]

Hi guys!! :fsm_rock:

I agree with you guys' moral outlook, so am glad to join your community.

I hope to meet you guys soon.

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Yarr !


AVAST YE SCURVY KNAVES !

Welkum abard , now get ty butts inb tharr an go to et ! Argh !

[chaud]

first post, woot!~

[evesham2008]

My home culture is a bit different to the majority of the Occident - we respect the notion of the 'kindly grandfather' - (else my wife will bust my head!)

To the extent that FSM is 'same t'ing' - are we talking about the same cosmic phenomenon?

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrr, welcome all ye scurvy new recruits!

Those wot be flyin' thee jolly Roger arrrgh moste welcome over in thee pyrate threades.

[Qrawzseg]

Hail the FSM.

All who oppose will fall to his Noodlieness!

Most of my family is Catholic, but it just didn't make sense!
I'm Jewish by heritage, but I love ham!!!!
His Noodlieness seems like the way to go.

As I'm writing this, I am glancing down the stairs to make sure my family doesn't know I'm a Pastafarian. I just don't know how well they'd take it.
D:

[Penne Aldente]

I have been quietly following the teachings of FSM and am proud to be a convert. I was Spaghettitized in May by a rather unseemly character ( my husband of 26 years) although I suspect that his indoctrination process was more about " rolling me in the noodles" than converting me. In any case, once I got past the meatballs, I was a believer.

My apologies for not posting here first... I still have sauce in my ears.( We'll leave it at that, shall we?)

Mea culpa!!

Penne

[aidiore]

well...sincce this religion is for everybody...hi im cristian...im from colombia (and im proud of it)...hola a todos...i mean...hi everyone (im pretty sure you all know some spanish words)...i converted 3 days ago...and my life has changed...well...ill be back...with a car in front of the police station...jejejeje

p.s: Waiting for de Talk like a pirate day (19th september!!!!!!!!!!)

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

well...sincce this religion is for everybody...hi im cristian...im from colombia (and im proud of it)...hola a todos...i mean...hi everyone (im pretty sure you all know some spanish words)...i converted 3 days ago...and my life has changed...well...ill be back...with a car in front of the police station...jejejeje

p.s: Waiting for de Talk like a pirate day (19th september!!!!!!!!!!)

Why wait compadre ?

[gggg]

some clarifications needed:

Situation: You are in front of a saucy spaghetti meatball plate...

1. the saucy spaghetti meatball plate does not fly....could it be considered a proof of ID or a meal?
2. the saucy spaghetti meatball plate flies......could it be accepted as a proof of reincarnation or should it be considered only as an express-communion-delivery?
3. is flying spaghetti 'al dente' monster blasphemy?

need some interpretation rules, directions to read signs,

agronomo antebellum

[Moral Minority]

some clarifications needed:

Situation: You are in front of a saucy spaghetti meatball plate...

1. the saucy spaghetti meatball plate does not fly....could it be considered a proof of ID or a meal?
2. the saucy spaghetti meatball plate flies......could it be accepted as a proof of reincarnation or should it be considered only as an express-communion-delivery?
3. is flying spaghetti 'al dente' monster blasphemy?

need some interpretation rules, directions to read signs,

agronomo antebellum

No.

No.

No.

Welcome. The signs are clear.

[FirstMateNate]

Ahoy, me hearties!