The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Postby jpo17 » Fri May 30, 2008 6:36 am

do you think :x he has a plan for me :fsm_float:

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Postby ken worley » Fri May 30, 2008 9:21 am

jpo17 wrote:do you think :x he has a plan for me :fsm_float:



Yes.


But you do NOT want to know....trust me.

You're doomed.




*to other forummembers*
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Fri May 30, 2008 7:57 pm

I call his TV
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Postby Zhukov » Sat May 31, 2008 11:12 am

Yes he has a plan. It will require great endurance to carry out which means one must eat a lot of pasta.

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Postby Cypselurus » Sat May 31, 2008 2:24 pm

Hereupon I stand among Pastafarians...

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Darwin Darlin » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:49 am

Hi, yawl!! I'm a Pastafarian in Alabama. Does that make me RARE? :D

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Postby ken worley » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:03 am

[quote="Darwin Darlin"]Hi, yawl!! I'm a Pastafarian in Alabama. Does that make me RARE? :D[/quote]


If my experiences with others from your region is any guide, it probably makes you [i]a bit overdone[/i]....

But welcome, anyway, from one cartoon character to (probably) another.

^that joke prolly woulda flown if I could've attached my sig to this *^%#@dang post.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pan » Sun Jun 01, 2008 11:57 am

Hello, I'm Pan and i'm new to pastafarianism nd I want to learn more about it.

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Postby ken worley » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:01 pm

[quote="Pan"]Hello, I'm Pan and i'm new to pastafarianism nd I want to learn more about it.[/quote]


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Postby sty » Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:26 pm

Arrrgh, a Canadian Pastafarian here, from deep in the armpit of Ontario.
Been lurking about for a weary time, but now I'm out spreading his gospel and making converts of friends and family.
His noodley image adorns my ship (Dodge Caravan) and I sail the streets of my town extolling his goodness and everlasting marinara.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby CaptainStubing » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:13 am

At last, I am here among the faithful!

My registration link has finally arrived after much waiting and much pasta...

Although my faith has been tested by His magnificence, the FSM....I have finally been touched by His Noodly Appendage...And it is good!

RAmen,
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon Jun 02, 2008 6:48 pm

OHHHHHHH ! Captain Stubbie ! I've been waiting for ye ! Sail up besides me Crow's Nest . ARR ARR ARR !

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:29 pm

Quote from STY"Arrrgh, a Canadian Pastafarian here, from deep in the armpit of Ontario.
Been lurking about for a weary time, but now I'm out spreading his gospel and making converts of friends and family.
His noodley image adorns my ship (Dodge Caravan) and I sail the streets of my town extolling his goodness and everlasting marinara."

you should talk to zankou

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Postby nlove03 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:59 pm

Hello fellow FSM followers. I have recently converted to Pastafarianism, and find it very enlightening. My family now thanks His Noodly Lordship before every pasta based meal! I will shout it from the mountaintops my love for The FSM, and teach my children his sacred teachings.
Let the FSM be with you now and forever
New Convert

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Postby HeathenPastafarian » Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:58 pm

Arrgghh! I be a lurker for sometime now...been trying to sign up for the forum but I never got my confirmation e-mail. Finally used my school account that is about to expire and received it right away. Problem is now I can't change my e-mail back to real account because it's "already in use" from my overzealous failed attempts. Help!

Anyway, looking forward to being part of the discussions. I never knew that there were people like me out there. Who knew there are over 2 million intelligent, humorous, and I'm assuming just as good looking as I am Pastafarians. Oh yeah, and modest too.

RAmen and Rock On!


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