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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Thu May 22, 2008 1:59 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Mathesa wrote:Hello all! Peeps be gentle with me 'coz I'm new one here & still I dunno how to talk like a Pirate!

Anyway, Thanks to Cap for let me entering here & hopefully I'll make friends & pardon my grammar 'coz this is my 2nd language!


You are pardoned, then.
I talk in haiku. I'm wierd.
Welome to forum.


Surely you cannot
Be wierd or something like that.
You're probably weird.

violette
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YAY!!

Postby violette » Fri May 23, 2008 12:53 pm

I finally found this! I was trying to post on the site but couldn't figure out how until I read the FAQ. I guess I have been tested by FSM. Ramen!!

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Capn Tayth
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Postby Capn Tayth » Fri May 23, 2008 5:19 pm

Yarr, hello violette, how ye be?
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Postby morelife » Fri May 23, 2008 8:14 pm

Just making my first post! Glad to be among fellow Pastafarians. The FSM emoticons are glorious. :D

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri May 23, 2008 10:52 pm

Welcome, all ye lanlubberin' blaggards!

Git inna there, blokes!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat May 24, 2008 3:24 pm

morelife wrote:Just making my first post! Glad to be among fellow Pastafarians. The FSM emoticons are glorious. :D


Don't you mean, fabulous?

Huh?!

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PastaFreemason
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Pastafarain Freemason

Postby PastaFreemason » Sun May 25, 2008 12:51 am

Yes its true, there is a freemason who is a Pastafarian! How do I know?

Cos its ME!
(and with the freemasonic link to pirates you know it makes sence.......)

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun May 25, 2008 12:53 am

Arrrggghhh!!!


Welcome matey! :fsm_yarr:
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby PastaFreemason » Sun May 25, 2008 1:02 am

yarrrrr me scallywag, Ye be a site for this old dawgs eye.

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Postby thrice » Sun May 25, 2008 5:19 am

yarr! Greetings from a newly converted Norwegian student.

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hello!

Postby beergirl47408 » Sun May 25, 2008 11:54 pm

I'm new here (obviously), and pretty new to the Pastafarian thing, but I've started reading, and it just makes sense (and answers all the questions that science doesn't!)

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Postby farfalla » Mon May 26, 2008 9:37 am

welcome new pastafarian posters

you will find out soon enough the ways and means

stay around and it gets better and better (and worse :wink:)

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tehgrisp
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Postby tehgrisp » Mon May 26, 2008 12:05 pm

Oh my goodness those emoticons are amazing.
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Moral Minority
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Postby Moral Minority » Mon May 26, 2008 12:22 pm

tehgrisp your signature is amazing.

Fellow Pastafarians.

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Later, visit www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com

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Postby Jacob15728 » Mon May 26, 2008 2:49 pm

Ahoy mates! I be a new Pastafarian!


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