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Mad Willyum Bonney
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue May 20, 2008 11:51 am

Capn Tayth wrote:Hey, my names Tayth. Been a Pastafarian for a few months now, but been having email trouble. Finally got on, though.

RAmen, all, and hi from the UK!

:fsm_yarr:



Yarr m8 , that be wun rocking moggie ye has tharr , argh !
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Postby Moral Minority » Tue May 20, 2008 3:44 pm

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Tue May 20, 2008 6:09 pm

No ! Don't do it !

You'll be sorrrrrrrry .
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Postby Mathesa » Tue May 20, 2008 6:45 pm

Cap, Thank you for welcoming me here & hopefully everyone will like me here as friend because to tell you the truth this is my 1st Time entering your site & I don't know how to talk like a Pirate yet :)

So people, Please be gentle with me because I'm just a new one here :)

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue May 20, 2008 6:46 pm

Mathesa wrote:Hello all! Peeps be gentle with me 'coz I'm new one here & still I dunno how to talk like a Pirate!

Anyway, Thanks to Cap for let me entering here & hopefully I'll make friends & pardon my grammar 'coz this is my 2nd language!


You are pardoned, then.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue May 20, 2008 6:57 pm

Mathesa wrote:Cap, Thank you for welcoming me here & hopefully everyone will like me here as friend because to tell you the truth this is my 1st Time entering your site & I don't know how to talk like a Pirate yet :)

So people, Please be gentle with me because I'm just a new one here :)



Har har har , gentle with ye ? This lot ?

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue May 20, 2008 10:13 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Mathesa wrote:Hello all! Peeps be gentle with me 'coz I'm new one here & still I dunno how to talk like a Pirate!

Anyway, Thanks to Cap for let me entering here & hopefully I'll make friends & pardon my grammar 'coz this is my 2nd language!


You are pardoned, then.
I talk in haiku. I'm wierd.
Welome to forum.


that is zankou he talks in haiku which in my opinion is the retarded cousin of poetry

I am lordpunkmonk and I am slightly insane or so I am told

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Postby alanpai » Wed May 21, 2008 2:34 am

hi fellow believers!
just making my first entry
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supaAndrew83
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New convert

Postby supaAndrew83 » Wed May 21, 2008 5:15 am

Hi everybody, just registered with site looking forward to getting some good chats going. My dad introduced me to this topic and it has become a source of enjoyment and enlightenment across our whole family.

Currently reading book at the minute and it really does make sense!!!!

Great site, some cool stuff on it. hate mail is a joy to read!!!

Thanks ppl!
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bnt
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Postby bnt » Thu May 22, 2008 6:05 am

Avast, me hearties! I can't call myself a new convert. I should have joined the forum long ago, though I have posted replies to the "hate mail". What a pile of meatballs in one place... :shellfish:

Anyway, let me poke around a bit, and stick my peg-leg in to a few threads... bnt

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Postby DaveL » Thu May 22, 2008 7:20 am

Welcome aboard mateys!
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Postby Valis » Thu May 22, 2008 9:25 am

Hi everyone,

Been following the website for a while now and posting comments there. This is my first time on the forum.

RAmen.

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Postby jacqueline » Thu May 22, 2008 10:31 am

Hi, newbie Pastafarian here.

Please set me up for access to the forums.

Thanks, Jacq.

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Postby tombombadillo » Thu May 22, 2008 1:25 pm

yar!i be a noob to the forum, but i be a long time pastafarian :D

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Postby SullyKay » Thu May 22, 2008 1:40 pm

I just have to say, the emoticons are awesome in this place :o


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