The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

This is the section that includes the forum rules, and standard operating procedures. You can't post to the rest of the forum until you've posted here. Don't bother trying.

Moderators: Other Stuff Mods, Serious Mods, All Things Mods, phpBB2 - Administrators

User avatar
Jean Bart
Farfalle First Mate
Posts: 455
Joined: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:00 am
Location: 't Pajottenland
Contact:

Postby Jean Bart » Tue Apr 03, 2007 3:50 pm

PAR1138 wrote:Toutes d'excellentes citations, Jean. Mais peux-tu nous éclairer sur celle-ci?

Translation: Oh my FSM, what is this elegant language, and what does this mean? I wanna know ! :)

Jean Bart wrote:(...)

"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")


It's Dutch, and might be roughly translated as:
"Some people don't like me,
or pass by me, indifferent.
With love and compassion
I look at those dirty bastards!"

:fsm_yarr:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

evylbzlgyr
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:00 pm

Postby evylbzlgyr » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:04 pm

Hi all, i celebrated my religion today by eating pasta for all my 3 meals and plently of beer, is FSM pleased? :worship: :worship: :worship: :D

User avatar
dukes
Lord of Linguini
Posts: 1346
Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2005 6:17 pm
Location: Still lost in the ozone, somewhere east of Machias, Downeast Maine
Contact:

Postby dukes » Tue Apr 03, 2007 4:23 pm

Aye matey, indeed he is mightily pleased. But you needn't souse yourself with beer - a good Chianti pleases him as much.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

----------
Ballad of John and Yoko

User avatar
sassy/shady
Ziti Zealot
Posts: 12
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:05 pm
Location: England

Postby sassy/shady » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:18 pm

Hi, I'm 18 and from England. I first learned about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and His noodly goodness from my brother a few months. Most of the people I know are Christian and I sometimes get tired of being in the minority, so I decided to join and discuss issues with like-minded people.

I hope to learn a lot more about the FSM and indeed Intelligent Design theory :)

User avatar
jjk
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 7
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:53 pm
Location: missouri

Postby jjk » Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:58 pm

Hi, I am a new convert to FSM.

User avatar
zim511
Ziti Zealot
Posts: 19
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:03 pm
Location: MASS
Contact:

Postby zim511 » Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:45 pm

jjk wrote:Hi, I am a new convert to FSM.
you have the same avatar as me lol pirate fish rules
Image

Joe Rockstar
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 4
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:47 pm

Sup

Postby Joe Rockstar » Tue Apr 03, 2007 11:49 pm

Pasta!

Seldoff
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 4
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:02 pm

Postby Seldoff » Wed Apr 04, 2007 4:51 pm

Oh these russian pastafarians - what they can say to get their vodka volcanoes! Welcome Seldoff!

you are right, it's russian :]

жжоте аццки, ржал аки конь

http://www.google.com/language_tools :fsm_rock:

User avatar
hobo by choice
Maccheroncelli Missionary
Posts: 44
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:18 pm
Contact:

arrrrrgh

Postby hobo by choice » Wed Apr 04, 2007 6:29 pm

grog?
there are 10 kinds of people in this world. those who understand binary and those who get laid...

sex is evil
evil is sin
sin is forgiven
so go ahead, stick it in!

User avatar
DaimBamidge
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 1
Joined: Tue Apr 03, 2007 5:54 pm
Location: Great Falls, Montana

New-be

Postby DaimBamidge » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:02 pm

First posting and can feel the FSM spirit already!

May the sauce be with you! 8)
The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

DaimBamidge

User avatar
BumbleBee
Cannelloni Cannoneer
Posts: 116
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:42 pm
Location: Australiaville

Postby BumbleBee » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:51 pm

Good Day to you all...

I am BumbleBee (yeeaarrrrr) and I have stumbled accross this merriment and just had to be a participant.

Hope to be friends with many of you!!

User avatar
jocelyn
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 1
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:57 pm

Can I play too, huh, huh?

Postby jocelyn » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:27 pm

Greetings from the great woods in the Pacific Northwest! I'm pleased to be a delegate to FMSism from the French horn playing, pirate parrot loving, Unitarianistically pagan part of the world. Mama would be proud! So, as a matter of fact, would Grandma. She's the one who taught me to make my own egg noodles by hand, lo these many years ago.

User avatar
ken worley
King of the Pervs
Posts: 3250
Joined: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:10 pm
Location: Fortress of Squalitude

Postby ken worley » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:34 pm

Is this a photoshopped pic of an ex?

Image


..creepy.
Image

User avatar
BumbleBee
Cannelloni Cannoneer
Posts: 116
Joined: Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:42 pm
Location: Australiaville

Postby BumbleBee » Wed Apr 04, 2007 9:42 pm

That photo looks like a drunken accident I was had... hehe
I am a product of massive consumption- it's not my fault it's how I'm programmed to function

Zankou
Brewmeister
Posts: 1697
Joined: Sun Mar 18, 2007 7:17 pm
Location: Canada
Contact:

Postby Zankou » Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:50 pm

ken worley wrote:Is this a photoshopped pic of an ex?

Image


..creepy.



no...it's a common pic found everywhere online...


where have you been the past 20 years? Buried up to your neck i a turnip field?
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean


Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.

Click here!


Return to “Standards and Practices”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests