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Postby andrewcool » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:32 am

Hello all! Just finished reading the book ( The True Gospel).

:worship: :fsm_float:

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Postby Beaver Bob » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:57 am

I am new to this Pastafarian thing, but I like it. I need a religion that won't shun me because of my profession. I work in the adult entertainment biz in Las Vegas.


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Postby Platypus » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:51 am


Well im new here, as you guessed, and the gospel is on order!! whats all this about the Loose Cannon? is there another book i want to be reading?

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Postby PAR1138 » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:44 am

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of FSM,
and to everything for which it stands:
one world under the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
with strippers and beer volcanoes for all.

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Re: FSM in the UK

Postby Jean Bart » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:15 am

Zankou wrote:
Jean Bart wrote:Try the main page: lots of Brits there!

Oh, will you stop sending people to the main page

Oh, will you stop spamming the forum :mrgreen:
"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's Flying Circus, Season 2, Episode 2)
"Je préfère le vin d'ici à l'eau de là" (Francis Blanche)
"Nu zijn er wel die mij niet mogen, of onverschillig langs mij gaan. Met liefde en met mededogen zie ik die vuile schoften aan! (Drs. P in "Jubelzang")
"Tuez-les tous, Dieu reconnaîtra les siens." (phrase attribuée à Arnaud Amaury, légat du Pape, à l'occasion de la prise de Béziers en 1209)

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Postby Zankou » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:44 am

No... welcome to The Forums, Beaver Bob...don't fact since there's a stripper factory inheaven, you're practically an angel!!!!

Platypus, the loose canon is just our doctrines....we don't have another book for you to read, sorrry

And PAR1138....that was an interesting pledge
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.

"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean

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Postby Alyss » Sun Apr 01, 2007 12:46 pm

Hello, I saw the light via Richard Dawkins (Our Lord is mentioned in his book). Greetings to you all :D
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Postby regua » Sun Apr 01, 2007 2:22 pm

Hi there, I'm a Pastafarian from Poland.
I think Flying Spaghetti Monsterism should be taught in Polish schools, where most students are taught to be perfect Catholics and crosses are hung in every classroom. I just hate it.

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Former IPU fundamentalist

Postby Marcion » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:37 pm

Hello everyone.

I am a former, or neo, IPU fundamentalist who still believes, but has been unable to explain the epistomology to my son, 11. Not to mention that the dogma in IPU on the forums can get, shall we say, maturely heated. He has, however, taken to wearing an eye patch and has several tresaure chests and sabers underneath the piles of laundry in his room. He is out with mama right now looking for an FSM pendant and some beef jerky.

I believe he has found a school of thought that I can support him in. I am logging in as a parent who likes to get an idea of what my son is up to, not out of control but for guidance. From what I have seen here he is in good appendages, so please share, discipline and reveal as you see fit. PMs to me regarding his ettiquette will be taken seriously, but I won't be checking them all the time. Otherwise, I'll be looking over his shoulder on his journey as the situation warrants.

Meanwhile, some more about my other reasons to be on here. I personally may be posting more serious questions regarding the dichotomy between IPU and FSM. No one has explored succeeding covenants as far as I can see. After all, I have always enjoyed using ramen flavor packets to spice up canned vegetables. I was always under the impression that the noodles therein were only meant to keep the flavor packets safe on their journey from the flavor packet feilds to my kitchen, and gave the noodles to the birds to dine on after opening. Is this wrong? I can't see how, the birds fly just like Him, right?

Thank you all for your time.

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Was that a noodley thiiing what?!!?

Postby dt_silence » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:55 pm

Hi everyone,

It was friday and I was cooking my favorite pasta dish (spaghetti with red tomato sauce, my speciality) and wondering why I was feeling particularly weird the last months. A peculiar sense of something missing from my life mixed with a certain eagerness for inner fulfillment. Like something was suppose to happen in my life, something that was very near perhaps even waiting for me in the next corner.

Why the hell I was feeling like this?

And why the hell I HAD to dress up as a pirate again for the third year in a row in the recent costume parties of february!

And then I heard the calling...

bless you all!

from not so sunny lately greece

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Postby bish0p2004 » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:14 am

What's up? How's everyone doing? Terrific! Peace out.

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Postby Cliche » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:23 am

I have been converted, I'm not ashamed to say it.

I've lurked, I've liked it, let's see if I get eaten alive.

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Postby Mad Grace Flint » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:41 am

Hello.I am a new convert :?
Nice place you have here/

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Postby MyspacePreacher1and2 » Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:00 am

We love the FSM! And we WILL spread the word, on MYSPACE!

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Avast behind from London...

Postby starbase1 » Mon Apr 02, 2007 2:26 pm

Hi All, my first post here. I first heard about the FSM in (of all thing) an off topic discussion on a graphics forum. Much about it appealed to me on many levels - the first consistent and truly tolerant religion I have come across.

I'm looking forward to joining in the discussions here, and perhaps contributing some iconography...


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