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Postby polly » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:07 am

Thank you for the welcome Capellini, you'll forgive me if I don't bow down? It's not that I can't, it's the getting up again that causes bother!

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Postby polly » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:16 am

Not just a Poison Arrow Frog - A Pirate Poison Arrow Frog!

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i need some help

Postby Anthony of Earth » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:58 pm

can some one help me :( i am new

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Postby beagle » Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:18 pm

Welcome to the site Anthony of Earth (fairly sure we have some other posters from there too). You seem to be doing fine, but ask away if you have any questions.

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Postby Griffin » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:39 pm

Greetings to Anthony of Earth from hhhhmmm where is it I am again?

Hi Polly. you might like to sign in on the Noodly in the UK thread - there's a bunch of folk who seem to inhabit that area of Earth.
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Postby The Sharpie Wizard » Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:24 pm

Not quite a new follower, but indeed a new forum member.

I'll be quite thrilled to enter into discussion with you all.

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Postby fireangel_999 » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:52 am

Hi I'm not new to pastafarianism but I am new to registering here. I finally bought one of the tee shirts! I'm going as a pastafarian for Halloween and then I'll get to wear the tee shirt whenever I want after that.

Anyway just want to say that there's one more person that has been touched by His noodly appendage that even lives in Kansas! Wooooooo! I spread His word everywhere I go though. Next year my boyfriend and I are going to get married FSM style. I can't wait!

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Postby Capellini » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:29 pm

Welcome to the neighborhood, FireAngel. We have a few Kansasian Pastafarians around here.

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Postby iPad » Mon Sep 18, 2006 9:43 am

Long time Pastafarian.

New forum user.

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HI everyone. :mrgreen:

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:11 am

Ahoy there, iPad! Welcome aboard.
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Mon Sep 18, 2006 7:08 pm

1) we honestly don't know much about what bobby's doing. at all....
2) what exactly happened in the Hate-mail section? most of the active members here don't visit the front page alot, as its mostly glorifying hate-mail, increasing the rift and idea that we're against religion or christinaity as a whole. so I doubt anyone would really recognize you, but its possible

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Postby pastaman » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:39 pm

Echoe!, really big thread the one we have here...

Anyways, i'm pastaman :) , i have a lot of ideas and questions i'll post later and...all hail the FSM!!!
And yes, i've already read the FAQ and everything else.

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Postby fireangel_999 » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:30 am

Awesome! Not only a WoW pastafarian but a Horde Pastafarian!!! Back at ya over here!
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Postby Wu » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:31 am

Greetings from China, xiwang Feixing Lamian Mogui baoyou dajia, aargh - i.e. May FSM protect you, aargh :))
See you around.

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Postby DaveL » Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:34 am

Noodly Blessings and welcome to you Wu.

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