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Escargot
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Postby Escargot » Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:22 am

Hello there. I'm Escargot.
I found these forums a while ago and have been browsing through it for quite a while, and last night I dreamt that I was drowning in a rather delectable mixture of pasta and sauce. As I went down to Davey Jones' noodly locker (not a bad way to die, by the way), I woke up.
I took it as a sign, and now I've registered.
My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night
But ah my foes and oh my friends
It gives a lovely light

Democritus
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Pirate Ship

Postby Democritus » Tue Sep 05, 2006 9:38 pm

If you've got a pirate ship, I'm your bouy.

Actually, I'm ex Navy, love sailing, and wish I could contribute to weekend events on a pirate ship in the Puget Sound. I almost bought an 80' 1920s tugboat to be converted, but I found out that it needed a new hull which cost more than the entire vessel itself.

And the insurance, don't even get me started...

It doesn't matter what faith you believe in, if there's a Hell its populated by insurance company executives, lobbyists, and congresspeople.

@[email protected] That's my belief, anyway.

community fund for a ship?
"One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him."
- Socrates

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Athy
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Postby Athy » Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:17 am

Thank you Auntie Dee Dee!

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my-cocktail-smile
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convert

Postby my-cocktail-smile » Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:53 pm

hey everyone

i am a convert to the church of the flying spaghetti monster
i was lost, but now i am found


:fsm:

name's hannah ill go post elsewhere now

xxx
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so the neighbors can dance in the police disco lights.
The police disco lights.
Now the neighbors can dance!
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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:08 pm

Welcome aboard Escargot, Democritus and Hannah...

OK, you're all checked in, so go play if you haven't already!
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Escargot
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Postby Escargot » Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:12 pm

Thank you, doctor.

By the way, since I didn't mention earlier, I'm Natasha, 16 years old from India.
Nice to meet y'all.
My candle burns at both ends

It will not last the night

But ah my foes and oh my friends

It gives a lovely light

Mechspire
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All hail the greatness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Postby Mechspire » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:30 pm

I have a friend that told me of the wondrous work you are doing here and I want to add my support. I believe that this is a religion I can understand and agree with. By the way, where does the line for the beer volcano start and may I have two strippers please?

stone.kyle
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Saying Hey

Postby stone.kyle » Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:39 pm

Today I discovered the truth, i found the FSM. If anyone has any tips or advice as to Him, lemme know, im egar to learn.


Kyle

Long live the Pastafarians :fsm_yarr:

sparrow
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Postby sparrow » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:45 am

Lo, I have found the delicious promised land of FSM after many years of wandering the often noodle-less face of the internet.

I have been touched by His Noodley Appendage! :fsm_yarr:

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violadude
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arrr!

Postby violadude » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:58 am

hi everyone i am violadude and i represent the random section of the pastafarian religion! :fsm: woo!!!! flying pasta!!! :fsm:

I am the violadude! do NOT accept imitations!!!

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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Re: arrr!

Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:12 am

violadude wrote:hi everyone i am violadude and i represent the random section of the pastafarian religion!

You've got your work cut out for you if you're going to out-random this crew. :mrgreen:
Welcome aboard!!
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And_May_I_Have_Another
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Postby And_May_I_Have_Another » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:49 pm

God.. I hate first posts. I am active in other forums, and then you come to a new one, and you have to start ALL OVER again.

Hate Hate Hate.

Anyhow, I knew about this place for a while, felt I should finally join. I suddenly developed a huge interest in it again, and decided to become a more active member.

( I'm buying the book. Should be here in about four days. )

Who's excited? Me.
And I wanted the book bad enough to FINALLY use my credit card online to get it.

Heh.
You know, I never really did like pasta.

Rawr- Attack Banana

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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:52 pm

Welcome aboard... it may feel like starting over, but if you're active you won't stay a stranger for long.

Glad to have you around... you MAY have another!
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exanglo
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Postby exanglo » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:41 pm

First off, I would like to say THANK YOU for such a clear, logical, and believable reason for why the universe is as it is. All hail Him and His Noodly Appendage! :worship: :worship:

Personally I do not like to partake in the eating of pasta, but from what I understand I may be forgiven this fault with the proper worship and penance. :worship: I greatly hope so! :fsm:

RAmen
Hail Him and His Noodly Apendage, for He created all, beginning with a mountain, a tree, and a midgit.

Why are pirates pirates?
Because they Arr!
:pirate_fish::pirate_fish::pirate_fish:

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The Meromorph
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Postby The Meromorph » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:33 pm

No penance required.
I do recommend that you share a tasty and nutritious meal from, time to time, with family and/or friends. :fsm_rock:
Laughing in the rain.
Dancing in the desert sand,
Somersaults through life.


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