Hello there. I'm Escargot.
I found these forums a while ago and have been browsing through it for quite a while, and last night I dreamt that I was drowning in a rather delectable mixture of pasta and sauce. As I went down to Davey Jones' noodly locker (not a bad way to die, by the way), I woke up.
I took it as a sign, and now I've registered.
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Democritus
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Pirate Ship
If you've got a pirate ship, I'm your bouy.
Actually, I'm ex Navy, love sailing, and wish I could contribute to weekend events on a pirate ship in the Puget Sound. I almost bought an 80' 1920s tugboat to be converted, but I found out that it needed a new hull which cost more than the entire vessel itself.
And the insurance, don't even get me started...
It doesn't matter what faith you believe in, if there's a Hell its populated by insurance company executives, lobbyists, and congresspeople.
@[email protected] That's my belief, anyway.
community fund for a ship?
Actually, I'm ex Navy, love sailing, and wish I could contribute to weekend events on a pirate ship in the Puget Sound. I almost bought an 80' 1920s tugboat to be converted, but I found out that it needed a new hull which cost more than the entire vessel itself.
And the insurance, don't even get me started...
It doesn't matter what faith you believe in, if there's a Hell its populated by insurance company executives, lobbyists, and congresspeople.
@[email protected] That's my belief, anyway.
community fund for a ship?
"One who is injured ought not to return the injury, for on no account can it be right to do an injustice; and it is not right to return an injury, or to do evil to any man, however much we have suffered from him."
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my-cocktail-smile
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convert
hey everyone
i am a convert to the church of the flying spaghetti monster
i was lost, but now i am found
name's hannah ill go post elsewhere now
xxx
i am a convert to the church of the flying spaghetti monster
i was lost, but now i am found
name's hannah ill go post elsewhere now
xxx
When daddy comes home you always start a fight,
so the neighbors can dance in the police disco lights.
The police disco lights.
Now the neighbors can dance!
ARCADE FIRE
so the neighbors can dance in the police disco lights.
The police disco lights.
Now the neighbors can dance!
ARCADE FIRE
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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Mechspire
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All hail the greatness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I have a friend that told me of the wondrous work you are doing here and I want to add my support. I believe that this is a religion I can understand and agree with. By the way, where does the line for the beer volcano start and may I have two strippers please?
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stone.kyle
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Saying Hey
Today I discovered the truth, i found the FSM. If anyone has any tips or advice as to Him, lemme know, im egar to learn.
Kyle
Long live the Pastafarians
Kyle
Long live the Pastafarians
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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Re: arrr!
violadude wrote:hi everyone i am violadude and i represent the random section of the pastafarian religion!
You've got your work cut out for you if you're going to out-random this crew.
Welcome aboard!!
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And_May_I_Have_Another
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- Location: Michigan
God.. I hate first posts. I am active in other forums, and then you come to a new one, and you have to start ALL OVER again.
Hate Hate Hate.
Anyhow, I knew about this place for a while, felt I should finally join. I suddenly developed a huge interest in it again, and decided to become a more active member.
( I'm buying the book. Should be here in about four days. )
Who's excited? Me.
And I wanted the book bad enough to FINALLY use my credit card online to get it.
Heh.
Hate Hate Hate.
Anyhow, I knew about this place for a while, felt I should finally join. I suddenly developed a huge interest in it again, and decided to become a more active member.
( I'm buying the book. Should be here in about four days. )
Who's excited? Me.
And I wanted the book bad enough to FINALLY use my credit card online to get it.
Heh.
You know, I never really did like pasta.
Rawr- Attack Banana
Rawr- Attack Banana
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Dr. Otis Lansa
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First off, I would like to say THANK YOU for such a clear, logical, and believable reason for why the universe is as it is. All hail Him and His Noodly Appendage! 
Personally I do not like to partake in the eating of pasta, but from what I understand I may be forgiven this fault with the proper worship and penance. I greatly hope so!
RAmen
Personally I do not like to partake in the eating of pasta, but from what I understand I may be forgiven this fault with the proper worship and penance.
I greatly hope so!
RAmen
Hail Him and His Noodly Apendage, for He created all, beginning with a mountain, a tree, and a midgit.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they Arr!
:pirate_fish::pirate_fish:
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they Arr!
:pirate_fish::pirate_fish:-
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