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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:51 am

100% Grated Parmesan wrote:Greetings from Shanghai, PRC.

I'm now a small condiment to this great pirate meatball sauce.

Peace, Pasta and Marinara.

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Postby MrAndrews » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:04 pm

Greetings! Longtime Pastafarian, first time poster. Very glad to be here, in a place where talking about the FSM won't get me concerned stares and whispers about psychiatric hospitals. :roll:
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:06 pm

heh heh, yeah. welcome to the totally non-pychiatric needing help.. people.... forum....

did that make sense?

bah. anyway, glad you're here and that you've posted here.

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Postby lantron » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:30 am

Hello. I'm not very good with greetings. I never know what to say. I've been interested in converting into a Pastafarian for sometime now. I convereted a little while ago, one of my friends converted just today. Yeah, I'm not sure what else to say.

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i eat fake meatballs

Postby cerewa » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:28 pm

Hi y'all

I'm another vegetarian pastafarian. I've been aware of pastafarianism since some time in 2005, which I think was a few weeks after Bobby's revelation. I tried to join these forums about 10 months ago but my account refused to activate, and no, i didn't forget to put the correct e-mail address and no, spam-blocker software was not the culprit because i checked my spam folder.

I eat fake meatballs with my pasta sometimes, but often add just grated mozzarella or fresh parmesan cheese and sauce. I also enjoy eating whole wheat pasta mixed with regular pasta.

There's nothing else I feel like saying right now. Peace, yo.

~Pastafarian that hangs out with Quakers

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Postby Alpaca » Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:32 pm

Welcome! You must have arrived at the time when the email server was being stupid and we couldn't do anything about it because we don't have server access. Sorry 'bout that.

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Postby freethinking » Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:54 pm

First time poster. In the way, way back Before-Time (pre-July), I didn't have a religion of my own. Then I discovered ("Columbus-style" discovered, that is, with it already being here and me just running into it) Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and the discovery made me happy and full of laughter. Because of that happiness, I knew then that this was the one true religion, or at least the one religion truly for me (which is essentially the same thing, when you think about it), and so here I am.

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Postby AFTERGLOW » Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:10 pm

To all who have recently entered this hallowed place of pastafarians, I say:


joe e ;)
Ahoy, me Hardies!


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Postby Gruppenfuhrer » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:47 pm

I like the lifesaver........

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Postby Terminus » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:00 pm

Hi. I'm Terminus. :fsm_yarr:

I'd be happy to join his great Flying Spaghetti Monster's legions.

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Postby EarthRise » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:38 pm

Don't mind me. I've been a Pastafarian for a good while. Just thought it a good notion to join the forums.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.

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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:53 pm

Welcome aboard, Terminus and EarthRise33!

Now that you've checked in here, feel free to join the insanity on the rest of the forums! :D

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Postby Gruppenfuhrer » Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:21 pm

on the rest of the forum? There is enough right here.....

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Postby Spoone » Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:17 am

Heh, it seems that way.

PS. Hey

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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:45 am

Hallo, Spoone. New in town?
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

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