The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:18 pm


This is not funny. There are lots of funny things that people can do with cover teachers (FSM knows I've had a few done to me) but this is just dull. I've had more laughs in an all-staff meeting about budgets.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:36 pm

daftbeaker wrote:

This is not funny. There are lots of funny things that people can do with cover teachers (FSM knows I've had a few done to me) but this is just dull. I've had more laughs in an all-staff meeting about budgets.

I tend to be the cause of laughs at those meetings.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby xkaes » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:38 pm

WOW, I just discovered you guys, gals, and aliens. Thanks for being here. It feels like home already!!!

I'll explore, but it will take me some time (what ever that is) to get used to the playing field (which, of course, we want level)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:49 pm

Welcome xkaes

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jun 04, 2017 4:11 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:51 pm

Welcome to the testing grounds, new peoples! Please do try to avoid getting the blue goo on you. We haven't been able to peg down exactly what it is yet but whatever it is, it does NOT like the human skeleton.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ABTIII » Thu Jun 08, 2017 2:16 am

I'm a tad confused... I don't know how to make a ¨First Post¨. Uhm... Is thi a ¨post¨?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 08, 2017 9:24 am

ABTIII wrote:I'm a tad confused... I don't know how to make a ¨First Post¨. Uhm... Is thi a ¨post¨?

It is now.

Welcome to Earth-16. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo, and watch out for the alligators.
:welcome:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Thu Jun 08, 2017 12:56 pm

ABTIII wrote:I'm a tad confused... I don't know how to make a ¨First Post¨. Uhm... Is thi a ¨post¨?

It's called a "Fish Posed". It sounds stupid when you say it wrong.
Also, welcome and all that.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Xuanzi » Tue Jun 27, 2017 11:22 am

Hi!

My first post! :fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Wed Jun 28, 2017 4:14 am

Welcome, Xuanzi!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Toastmaru » Sat Jul 01, 2017 12:43 pm

Hey everyone i just became ordained and I have a few questions as far as being able to do weddings anyone point me to the right direction to search in the forms my name is Chris by the way

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:13 am

Toastmaru wrote:Hey everyone i just became ordained and I have a few questions as far as being able to do weddings anyone point me to the right direction to search in the forms my name is Chris by the way

There is no universally accepted boilerplate for conducting a wedding ceremony. However, you can always tell if it's been done correctly by carefully analyzing the situation after it's over. As long as the couple who intended to wed end up married (to each other), then you've done it right.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:24 pm

Toastmaru wrote:anyone point me to the right direction to search in the forms

Don't use the search function. Seriously, don't bother, it's absolute dog toffee. Google is much better :welcome:
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