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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:42 am

CaptFarfelleRotini wrote:I'll go study some sea charts
'Ahvehin'd-ehya' 'aeerd oev Goegil Maeips, moiehtee?
I'v-ehin yoe'errgoe-een nah poiartis-zee paetd eein Poiritd oiakg-divideezs, yoeohut'dah spaekg i'een Poiritdees-ze, aarrrrggghh!!!! :fsm_yarr:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pat Kiss » Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:52 pm

Though I have been a Pastafarian for a long time, I confess I've not been too religious about it. But the times have changed (or gotten worse, depending on your point of view). I've come to this forum because we now have a new Supreme Court judge. This new judge's ideological orientation aligns with four other SCOTUS judges making his ideology in the majority. I predict that SCOTUS will soon make it permissible for an employer or a vendor to deny rights or services to employees or customers based on the employer's or vendor's religious views.
I wish to take advantage of that new paradigm (or is it an old one?) and deny rights and services to my employees (if I had any) or my customers (again...). So I have come here to find out what my religious views are and if any of them can be used to advance my agenda. I don't know what my religious agenda is yet, but I look forward to picking from the menu. :-)

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Apr 10, 2017 8:32 pm

Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.

I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Tue Apr 11, 2017 10:19 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Welcome, PK. I think you'll find it may be a while before the SCOTUS has the opportunity to reverse any major decisions of the past - they can't just throw down the hammer and peel back the law. There needs to be a case that closely mirrors the precedent they want to change, and it needs to have at least a semblance of merit.

I'm still expecting the Giant Meteor any day now.
And that Giant Meteor has arrived, in the form of 59 Tomahawk cruise missiles . . .
BTW welcome Pat Kiss! Ignore the hole in the floor (we try our best), only look at the three walls you can see, and try to avoid eating the blender!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheSearch » Wed May 03, 2017 8:52 pm

His Noodliness has touched me to share with all the pirates and piratesses out there about hidden treasure hidden all about North America! RaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!!!!

https://youtu.be/r1CCTMJ2P-c

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Postby Ember_the_Awesome » Thu May 04, 2017 7:09 am

Sup. I'm Ember, Emperor of Kevequana (r/Nation_of_Kevequana) and recently discovered undeniable proof that the catholic chuch was founded by the FSM. Please activate this so I can share!

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu May 04, 2017 1:15 pm

Welcome TheSearch and Ember_the_Awesome

Eat lots of pudding, don't step on the attack slugs, and ignore Neff Yoo

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri May 05, 2017 8:32 am

Ember_the_Awesome wrote:Sup. I'm Ember, Emperor of Kevequana (r/Nation_of_Kevequana) and recently discovered undeniable proof that the catholic chuch was founded by the FSM. Please activate this so I can share!
Don't you mean Emberor?
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Piratettes/wenches, depending on preference (some find the term 'wenches' derogatory).
Welcome to both of you! A couple things you should know:
  1. In case of emergency, feel free (and in fact advised to) scream and wave your arms wildly about your head, but above all DO NOT MOVE! It may not be able to lift its head, but it can still sense movement below the waist.
  2. If you see a ghostly boy playing a blue flute, let me know.
  3. Be a dear and try to avoid getting chopped into tiny little pieces.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby charlesml3 » Tue May 16, 2017 10:23 am

Not a new convert, though. Been a Pastafarian for more than a decade now!

-Charles

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed May 17, 2017 6:52 pm

Welcome Charles.

Splice the mainbrace and prepare to be sponned

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Postby DavidH » Thu May 18, 2017 4:46 am

Welcome all! I should ignore the bloody mainbrace and get on with drinking the rum.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Elviorion » Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:08 am

Hey guys, I've been lurking for quite a while now. Decided it was time to finally make an account
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 01, 2017 12:54 pm

Welcome to the Dork Side, Elviorion. Don't feed the Nef Yoo.

Any relation to Elvalia?
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Elviorion » Thu Jun 01, 2017 1:22 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Any relation to Elvalia?



None at all, at least to my knowledge. Thanks for having me aboard!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jun 01, 2017 4:10 pm

Elviorion wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Any relation to Elvalia?



None at all, at least to my knowledge. Thanks for having me aboard!

Well I figured you're both Elves, so there was at least a chance.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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