The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Capt Qawsers
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Capt Qawsers » Mon Jan 09, 2017 6:49 pm

HELP

Long time follower, new poster. Hoping to get a little help with a work issue. They are trying to make me cut down my pirate beard. Living in Seattle, WA. If someone can point me in the right direction to defend my pirate beard as a part of my holy vestments I would really appiciate it.

Thank you

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StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Mon Jan 09, 2017 7:23 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:I thee dreddid pyrit NefYoo BlakBeer . :welcome:

I think "dreddid" is more than a stretch. It's a jump straight into an empty chasm.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jan 09, 2017 9:08 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

Dan
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dan » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:26 am

Yarrrrr.... Newly registered but converted long time ago. Even have my official certification already.
Hello everyone!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ChowMein » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:20 pm

Welcome aboard mate , i hope you are not another Eric .

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StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Jan 20, 2017 1:42 pm

Welcerm Davy, AARRRRGGGHH!!!!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nate » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:55 am

Can't believe I've never joined the forums before! I've been a devout Pastafarian for over a year now, and I've promoted the religion to all of my friends and family, some of whom now consider themselves Pastafarians too! Anyways, I hope to meet some fellow Pastafarians and perhaps even organize some events. It's great to come to the site! :fsm_float:
Pastafarianism is so great that it would receive a 9.6/10 on RateMyReligion.com, if such a website existed. :fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:18 am

Welcome aboard Brother in the Sauce.
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http://www.loose-canon.info/

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:12 am

avass !

rrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby smooges1 » Tue Jan 24, 2017 2:39 pm

Hi, I'm a new member. Now if I can only figure out why I can't post anything anywhere else...

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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:39 pm

One of us mods has to decide you're at least partially human first. You're all set now. :welcome:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:21 am

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:One of us mods has to decide you're at least partially human first.

Well then the mods must be ridiculously blind, impaired, or :idiot: :idiot: :idiot: , because you allowed me in as "partially human".

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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:53 pm

:drinking: :drinking: :drinking:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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StayThirstyMyAguila
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:07 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote::drinking: :drinking: :drinking:

Oh yeah, that explains it . . . it explains a lot, in fact . . .

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MachoUnicorn » Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:08 pm

So i just joined. yes ik its 2017 and im late. but anyway, i want to beable to begin discussing and soicalizing with you guys. :haha:
:love: :moon: As a wise man once said "you are what you eat" so, I ate pasta. :love: :moon:


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