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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheRandomOne » Wed Apr 20, 2016 11:28 pm

Ahoy, mateys. Why d' these here forums be lookin' like sometin' shot em' in the chest wit' a blunderbuss?
"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.
Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Apr 21, 2016 1:59 pm

2 words: Nef Yoo

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Natty Dreadcollander » Thu Apr 28, 2016 1:14 am

An interesting point
In the name of god you kill in the name of your god
In the name of god you conquered in the name of your god
In the name of god you hate in the name of your god

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In the name of your God
In the name of God, you conquered
In the name of your God" -Ziggy Marley
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Apr 28, 2016 12:44 pm

The exception of course being Pastafarianism, for which no-one has every killed or been killed. Make it much more of a smart choice.

Anyways welcome ye scurvy blaggard

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:15 pm

Umm....

Furst pots .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby chimp3 » Fri Apr 29, 2016 6:22 am

I go by the moniker Chimp3. A veteran of a few other forums dealing in atheism and growing great food. Great to be here. I high school I started a religion worshipping Provolone cheese. Now that I am a man I have put away childish things. I have been touched by His Noodlely Appendages.
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Postby dukes » Fri Apr 29, 2016 5:04 pm

Welcome aboard, matey. Around here you will find that some are atheists, some are not, but all are welcome. Now, ye scurvy scum, git on yore knees and git that deck swabbed down. No beer until the blood from the last battle is all over the side.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby The Bearded One » Tue May 03, 2016 2:47 pm

Wubba Lubba dub dub

I'm a new convert and hi
Dieing is easy, truly living is the real challenge. :fsm_float:

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue May 03, 2016 4:05 pm

Holey smoak , wot u big bread yoo haff !

Um , yoo shore cood hyde sum wyledlyfe in dere .
Well come :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby sebagisbert » Fri May 06, 2016 9:40 pm

All hail His Noodliness!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby dukes » Tue May 10, 2016 7:01 pm

Welcome aboard, ye scurvy scum. 'Round these here parts, we don't stand for nothing but a clean deck, so get that stone a swirling. Go 'head and introduce yersef around, arter that comes the grog.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby rebecca223 » Sat May 14, 2016 2:38 am

Hello there, here I am! :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Sun May 15, 2016 9:52 am

Welcome Rebecca223.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun May 15, 2016 12:08 pm

I wonder what happened to all those other Rebeccas.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby lucas971 » Sun May 15, 2016 3:05 pm

Aye, pirates!


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