The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby HyperPie666 » Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:35 pm

Hello there.
I'm HyperPie666, and have been a pastafarian for ~1 year.
That's really all you need to know about me.
I guess I'll see you around the forum!

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Postby rianna » Thu Mar 17, 2016 5:10 am

Hello everybody!
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:00 pm

Welcome HyperPie666 and rianna

Stand to and prepare to be sponned

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Postby Nay_Sayer » Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:25 pm

Ahoy and RAmen. :lech:

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Postby dukes » Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:25 am

Greetings and salutations and all other kind of inappropriate things. May His Noodliness guide you on your journey. Now take your place in the rigging, you fresh-faced scalawag!
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RevFuzz » Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:54 pm

Greetings!

I thought it was about time to make this part official as I've been ordained in FSM already and greatly need some info. Hopefully someone may be able to answer this. Will Georgia respect my ordination when signing a marriage certificate as the celebrant?

Thanks!

RevFuzz
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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:58 pm

Welcome Rev to the madhouse

May I suggest you post your question in the All things FSM section as more people read there than the welcome thread.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Mar 28, 2016 7:00 pm

RevFuzz wrote:Greetings!

I thought it was about time to make this part official as I've been ordained in FSM already and greatly need some info. Hopefully someone may be able to answer this. Will Georgia respect my ordination when signing a marriage certificate as the celebrant?

Thanks!

RevFuzz
:fsm_float:



Um , gweetings o Fuzzy wun . Wellcum 2 thee 4rum . :welcome:

i juss fort i shood menshun dat if yoo wespecks Georgee , um , mebbee she wespeck yoo .

Hoo nose , mebbee yoo 2 wiwl haff lotsa chillren juss lyke me !

Fank ye , ye wellkum !
NYBB
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DreadPirateEthan » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:36 pm

First Post
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DreadPirateEthan » Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:43 pm

First post on the website!

Excited to get to know the rest of the FSM community.
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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:38 am

Greetings and welcome, young Ethan. Climb aboard and stir the pot. Feel free to ignore the Nef Yoo. :welcome:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:10 am

Ahoy thar Dred Pyrite Ether an' wellkum !

Oi b thee dredded Nef Yoo BlakkBeer ,

comanderer ov thee intyre fleet .

B ware wot hadvice ye b taekin laddy ,

thar b skallywags lurkin' effry wear , rrrrr .

:welcome: NYBB :lurk:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Fauxqui » Thu Apr 07, 2016 3:55 pm

Posted!! Do I qualify?

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:28 pm

Hullo FauxpasKwee an' well cum 2 da 4rum ! :welcome:

Yup , yoo maded furrs posst .

Um , i haffta hinspeckt tha tressurr yoo dun brung me , i duz hoap it nott awl faux .

Fank ye , ye well come !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby The Scarabian » Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:22 pm

Hello. I'm Sebastian. I'm a recently converted Pastafarian from atheism. I was just wondering this: How do I practice Pastafarianism? How do I correctly pray? How do I spread the word? What are some sayings and behaviors I should start using?


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