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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat Feb 02, 2013 8:00 pm

Welcome, DecujoforcryinoutloudhowamIsupposedtorememberanamelikethat, I hope to see you and all those other n00bs in the forums soon, and frequently!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:04 pm

Dechujoh64 wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!


Oh, come on I was just about to post. just kidding.
But from this point on I shall :lurk: no more,and post regularly.

right now all I can say is Hi,nice to meet you.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background.(and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.[don't need that for me])
By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.


Thank You, Rev. Rowan Redbeard, I plan on it.

And may the pasta be with you.
RAmen



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 03, 2013 7:52 pm

That were beeyootiful, Edd.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Helium Hands » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:38 am

Uhm.
So, hello. I am the mighty Helium Hands, Smacker of the Wicked and Saint of Mausolea. Early morning greetings to you all.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nucleus » Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:08 am

Hello, I am the mighty Nucleus. I do not seem to be able to think of something to express as of the current moment other than a kind greeting. May we all be touched by his noodly appendage.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:33 am

And hello to you, mighty Helium Hands. Make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheDream » Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:02 am

Hey all! Iam just another newbie - so "hi"...and...uhm, see you soon in another thread I guess ... greetings
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saint Glinglin » Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:52 pm

Hello, happy believers !

I am a french pastafarian seeking for french pastafarians.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:10 pm

Arrr! :welcome: to Nucleus, TheDream and Saint Glinglin!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:33 pm

Ahoy, lartwielder! You'll find information here about Intelligent Design, as well as Inebriated Design.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saint Glinglin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:29 pm

Welcome, happy believer.

May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:42 pm

Welcome, Baronidas. I notice you're selling FSM merchandise. Is that licensed? If not it might be illegal.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:00 pm

Ahoy, Jerry McLewis! Your English is fine. :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:09 pm

Welcome, all ye scurvy new recruits!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:15 am

Ok due to circumstances there won't be a new username for Iamtoo. I will just continue using this one.

I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.

I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.

Greetings

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