The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Arkaeon » Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:29 pm

Welcome to the forums! Here there be all kinds of true believers, doubters of everything, rationalists, irrationalists, pirates, myths, jokes, games, a cabin boy with a Jyant Hat, a dog named Milo, and even a guest shaman who sometimes writes long-winded apologetics of natural philosophy. Have fun and welcome to the party:)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PeteThePirate » Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:16 pm

Hi there!

I have been in denial for a long time, but now I've actually seen the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster with my own eyes, I can not longer deny. He exists and I think he is after our meatballs. :evilgrin:

What do you guys think? Are we safe?

Aarrgh!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Jdpacka » Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:33 pm

Obviously I'm new here, but very excited to be a part of this saucy group of people. I've quite a few things to ask and say.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:33 pm

Welcome aboard, KiltMasterbob and Jdpacka! Arrrgh! :welcome: :fsm_float: :welcome:
[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:53 pm

Ahoy ye scurvy dawgs ! Argh .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby shagy » Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:02 pm

Hello all,
My name is Itai nad i'm glad to join my fellow worshipers of the true and one creator.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Jan 27, 2013 8:44 pm

:welcome: shagy! Arrr!
[email protected]#@#@#@#@!!! CAUTION: THIS PERSON DOES NOT KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT. DISREGARD ANY APPEALS TO AUTHORITY, EXPERIENCE, OR ROMANTIC PROWESS. ANY CORRECT INFORMATION YOU RECEIVE FROM THIS MAN IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL. [email protected]#@#@#@#@!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:52 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:Perfectly peril-free, PeteThePirate.

Awesome alliteration, as always.

:welcome:



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:27 am

I've heard roomers that iamtoo is back. He seems to go by another name that starts with that witch is most important:I :fsm_float:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:51 am

Izzy naow cauld iamthree ?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:25 am

He shall be called one. And he will write:
1111111111111111 1 we are all 1

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jan 30, 2013 4:49 pm

Clearly spam.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:13 am

Clearly confusing.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:48 am

May I extend a most welcome greeting to all new forum members who are actually interested in engaging in conversation or lurking in the background, and a hearty "Go Away!" to all you spambots.





By the way, if you're a real person, we would love to have you join into the conversation, start new threads, and bring life back to this forum. We need new blood, as long as you can remain polite while having disagreements.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:42 pm

Wot thee Rev said. :fsm_yarr:
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