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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby SisterSpagnostic » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:48 am

Bug wrote:I welcome you to the church, spaghead, though as we have previously discovered with SisterSpagnostic, I would have hoped that You had used the holy google and entered "Spag" before chosing this as your name.

Welcome!

Well, at least you know they wont make the secondary mistake of using SS instead of Spag....LOL!
WARNING: My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.


GO SPAG YOURSELF! :moon:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Bug » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:14 am

SisterSpagnostic wrote:
Bug wrote:I welcome you to the church, spaghead, though as we have previously discovered with SisterSpagnostic, I would have hoped that You had used the holy google and entered "Spag" before chosing this as your name.

Welcome!

Well, at least you know they wont make the secondary mistake of using SS instead of Spag....LOL!


How about SiS? It works both for the first part of your name and as (SI)ster(S)pagnostic. And it sounds so familiar ;)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby spaghead » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:43 am

SisterSpagnostic wrote:
Bug wrote:I welcome you to the church, spaghead, though as we have previously discovered with SisterSpagnostic, I would have hoped that You had used the holy google and entered "Spag" before chosing this as your name.

Welcome!

Well, at least you know they wont make the secondary mistake of using SS instead of Spag....LOL!


I clearly have much to learn. :) Perhaps should have gone with 'folkhead' since today I've been playing a tune from the 20s on piano, after changing the lyrics into an FSM hymn.

Thanks for the welcome. :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby SisterSpagnostic » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:42 am

Bug wrote:
SisterSpagnostic wrote:
Bug wrote:I welcome you to the church, spaghead, though as we have previously discovered with SisterSpagnostic, I would have hoped that You had used the holy google and entered "Spag" before chosing this as your name.

Welcome!

Well, at least you know they wont make the secondary mistake of using SS instead of Spag....LOL!


How about SiS? It works both for the first part of your name and as (SI)ster(S)pagnostic. And it sounds so familiar ;)


Works for me, better then calling me asshole. :lol: :lurk:
WARNING: My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

I FOUND JESUS!
He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.


GO SPAG YOURSELF! :moon:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby wulff » Wed Jul 27, 2011 7:54 pm

Hi, I'm wulff. Long time Church poster, 1st time discussion board poster.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Sai » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:24 am

Hello, I just converted after I found out about Pastafarianism last week.
Praise be upon the Prime Purveyor of Pasta Perfection, may He touch you with His Noodley Appendage and Slather you with Savory Sacred Sauce as you gaze into His Majestically Monstrous Meatballs.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Sai » Thu Jul 28, 2011 5:26 am

I have been touched by his Noodley Appendage!
Praise be upon the Prime Purveyor of Pasta Perfection, may He touch you with His Noodley Appendage and Slather you with Savory Sacred Sauce as you gaze into His Majestically Monstrous Meatballs.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Thu Jul 28, 2011 7:12 am

Welkum, Sai! Glad you're feeling touched. Now off you go to get your gyint hat and cutlass, then report to the cap'n at 38 bells.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Milo the dog » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:41 pm

Arf!

*wagwagwagwagwag*

Arf!
Arf!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:22 am

Heeeerrrr Boy! Gud doggy
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby knoxer » Fri Jul 29, 2011 5:06 pm

Ahoy mates, my name's Jason. Until a couple weeks ago I was a Christian, but not a very good one. Now I'm a role model of a Pastafarian! Well, honestly I don't partake in many strippers, and I'm really only a social drinker, but I am spreading the word of His Noodliness any chance I get.

Praise noodles, sauce, and meaty balls.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:12 pm

Nef Yoo!! Didn't yer mum tell you not to play with strange doggies?


...on second thoughts ....carry on.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Sat Jul 30, 2011 6:28 am

Welcome aboard, knoxer! You've definitely chosen the more sensible religion. Take my advice: keep clear of Nef Yoo, eat up your fish head stoo and never, never confound your larboard looming thrums in the main t'garn frottage block. Stick to those precepts and you'll do well.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:43 am

Welcome, Markdr!

Don't worry about your English - it is better than my French (and heaps better than my Greek, which is non-existent despite having several Greek family members!). It is also better than that of many of the native English-speakers!

Don't worry about the volcano; it is unintelligently designed to produce the beverage of your choice and is only called the beer volcano for simplicity.

So, put on your Pirate garb and get down to the bar! See you there! =^_^=

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby kelinsmart » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:25 am

Hello
My name is Kelin Kreider

I am from Pasco, Washington, USA

I am a Musician/ Artist/ Pro-Cannabis & Hemp/ World Traveler/ Armchair Scientist/
Devout Skeptic/ Voracious Reader/ Explorer of Inner & Outer Space and More...

I have been a musician (bassist) for 35 years, Through out Jr High, High School, and college in the Jazz Band, Jazz Choir, many various rock, country, jazz, top-40, experimental bands, a few musicals and othet gigs. I have been performing on cruise ships since 1991. I get paid to play music, travel the world, develope my art, meet great people, chase pretty girls (and catch a few).
Music has got me around the world and elsewhere...

I have crossed over the equator and performed the ritual polywog/pirate ceremony- the band in full pirate (although not official FSM) regailia.

I also do illusion-filled artwork -http://www.kelinsmart.com some of a very abstract noodly theme.

Thanx


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