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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:58 pm

Welcome new people.
Never mind them ^^^^ (meaning those who posted before me in case you didn't know)
I offer cookies!!!!!

Don't be shy. Post often and have fun.

Just watch out for the puppy poo.


HERE MILO! HERE BOY!

Where's dat cute little fuzzy face???
I needs me a puppy fix.
[sniff, sniff] I love the smell of a puppy.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:20 am

Welcome all! Feel free to come 'round for an argument...or abuse if that's your thing!

If you got that bit then you'll be MORE than welcome here!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:53 pm

'oo wants Roy's slipper then? Does 'oo want it? Yes you do, eat the slipper, good doggy.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:06 pm

Dat's a gooood boy Milo.
Chase Daftybeaker.
Go on, gets him!!
That's it Milo, bite that stick-cane!!!

Goood Boooy Milo.
What's a cute little puppeeeee......

[what's that smell???]
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:12 pm

Checks shoes (Clue reference).
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Nov 27, 2009 7:50 pm

I love the puppy running around the forum, but shouldn't Roy at least have him ALMOST house trained by now???

This is why we didn't get another dog.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:26 am

Welcome.

To paraphrase the usual warnings: watch out for the lollipop-licking toddler, the parrot which speaks in colorful language, and the male members of the board who think with their male members (i.e. 99% of them), and the female members who will take advantage of that (i.e. 98% of them). Oh...and watch out for the only slightly house trained dog.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:24 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Greetings, Rasselas. You can find conversations here about dog training, cookies, smoked meat, the origin of the universe, gun control, cats, sports, and unintelligible pirates.

They tend to go wildly off-topic and often include all of the above with Monty Python references thrown in.

Also, there are semi-frequent rants about clueless morons in the Science section.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:15 pm

WELCOME!

(See - the parrot isn't the only one capable of colourful language; we grannies can use it too!)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:38 pm

Welcome all new folks!
Hoping at least one of you sticks around to enjoy the forum.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:56 pm

I like owls, too. Here's Wol:

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.(OvO).
..(} _ {)..
.. ^ ^..
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blackfire2013 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:16 pm

Greetings Pastafarians!

I have been touched by his noodly appendage twice. I am a reconvert.
Note: Yes thats me. I'm a bit of a zombie... :] yay photoshop.
ME: "I'm wet and indecent."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby blackfire2013 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:26 pm

I be greatin' ye hearties!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:43 pm

Blackfire's so nice, he posted twice! I guess that's because he's been touched by His Noodly Appendages twice. Welcome aboard, matey!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:01 am

Safety in numbers, Kai?


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