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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:15 pm

skenneyjr wrote:Hi, newbie here. I'm Sean. Freshman at UNL.



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:20 am

Welcome aboard, Huck. Oi'm glad ye be hex sight ted.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:15 pm

welcome to everyone!!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ham Nox » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:58 pm

Holy Pirates!
I think I might have to start taking my religion seriously now... FOR I HAS JOINED THE FORUM!!! (Ugh, my attempt to use 'cute' verb tenses sends my innate grammar sense firing in overdrive *wince*)

The FAQ quite kindly reminded me that pastafarianism was never intended to be anti-religious. The transition from the Hate Mail comments to the forum will be a very interesting experience, I feel. Hopefully the forum will be filled with considerably less hate, from both pastafarians and non-pastafarians alike.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:14 am

You read the FAQ? Wow, you are dedicated, Ham Nox. Welcome aboard! See you in the threads.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:24 am

Down, Milo.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pirate Cho » Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:08 pm

Hi all i'm a new convert :D

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby serenissima » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:47 am

The Our Lady of the Laundry Ministry sent me here
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:43 pm

Welcome serenissima, RockMeAmadeus93, Pirate Cho and all new converts from me, the resident granny!

Standard warning - watch out for the cats, the toddler and the parrot; avoid stepping on the puppy; and be very careful around the pirates.

Interesting biog, there (and interesting username) RockMeAmadeus93 - what do we call you for short? RockMe? Amadeus*? Hmmm…


(a little thought on the side: A ma deus - motherly god?)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:47 pm

RockMeAmadeus93 wrote:hello! a friend of mine suggested i join your facebook group, and i decided to check out the actual website. i love this! uh...about me, i'm 24, married, two little boys, stay-at-home mom (rapidly getting tired of being home and vacuuming all the time!). websites: facebook.com/sydneyhuth and myspace.com/vodka_and_cigarettes.
i was reading the "hate mail" and it cracks me up. oh, the spelling errors, oh the unfounded biblical beliefs... my husband and i were both raised in very strict christian families, ( my grandmother just retired after being a methodist minister for over 10 years), and attended a private christian school that founded it's doctine on calvinism and blatantly condemned catholicism. needless to say our skepticism brought us together, ha. i consider myself to be gnostic, or agnostic, depending on my mood (well, i am female after all, ha), and my husband is a thelemite. we are trying to raise our children without any stigma on any religion, and let them form their own opinions.
looking forward to reading more posts and discussions!
-sydney

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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Nov 15, 2009 7:20 pm

Welcome all the new folks!!!!

Ignore the warning about the cats.
Be wary of a group of squirrels toting light-sabers, especially if you are female.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon » Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:22 pm

ahoy to all ye new recroots
be aware of thee fish hed stoo and if ye see big brenda be shore ta tell her that black bart misses her
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby katethekate » Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:54 am

Well, I feel dorky, trying to post to other threads before this one. My bad!

Anyways, Just a new convert out of Colorado, found out about FSM in the middle of some dork screaming about how people were going to hell for this, that, and other stuff. Some guys began explaining about FSM and I felt the wonderful serenity of His Noodly Presence. I got hungry too.

I always knew that there was a reason I liked spaghetti and meatballs so much! :D

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:20 pm

Welcome katethekate!!

Hope you stick around and join the fun.

Beware of an innocent looking Turtle wearing a Pirate's hat.
He likes to flirt with all the ladies.
Come to think of it, so do most of the men on this site.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:51 am

Learn? Information? Here?

OK, Orb, give it a try, but I'd be surprised . . .
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal


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