The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:07 pm

No spaying or neutering today, Twisty. Tomorrow, maybe - I may have to be Mister Nasty at work, and it may carry over. :fsm_whip:

Hi, n00bs!
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby itsjareds » Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:52 pm

I love this site. The whole FSM idea really puts Christianity into question. And I "LOL"ed at some of those jokes on the main site :D

Glad to be here.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:04 pm

Happywalruspals wrote:Please accept my first post, oh noodley one.
And now, for a question. :O
How/Where do I change my preferences (for smilies, images, flash, etc.)?


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Emma Rose » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:50 am

Hello all!

New convert =D

Ramen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:06 am

welcome to all
please remember to wipe your feet at the door
don't let the cats out
enjoy your stay and don't be afraid to post and post often

ps - has anyone seen a idiotic parrot around here?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Calico Jack » Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:01 pm

ACK!!!!!

Hamhocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



kissy, kissy.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ciaran54 » Wed Sep 09, 2009 3:13 pm

ahoy there forum!
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- Why does everyone have to have an opinion on a glass of water? It's half a glass of water and that's good enough for me.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DJ Dent » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:34 pm

I'd just like to say that I came across this religion a while back, and over the months, I have been converting many people, both peers and teachers.

May the Sauce be with you.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:31 pm

Welcome all!!!
Like Roy said, I do hand out cookies.
So every newbie gets to have at least two to start with.

Don't be shy, we won't bite unless you want us to.
Big FSM LOL here.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ubidubikid #1 » Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:04 am

I don't bite, but I do claw people occasionaly.
"It's like a parfait of fail!" -ubidubikid #1

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:01 am

And I bounce on them!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:10 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:And I bounce on them!

:fsm_lech:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Calico Jack » Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:34 pm

Tigger Wench can bounce on Jack anytime!

Kissy Kissy!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:04 am

Welcome aboard, Demoray. We're all happy that you've found enlightenment.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Leonardo.Fibonacci » Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:32 pm

spaghetti spirals and my sequence share much in common
proof of the FSM
F_n = F_{n-1} + F_{n-2}
0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 ...


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