The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cabbage » Wed Jan 07, 2009 1:45 pm

missmercury wrote:Hi
Am not a particularly new convert, but am a new discoverer of the discussion boards! Thought i'd introduce me self before exploring further so
'Heelllllllooooo' *waves*


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby moodydaniel » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:04 pm

Hello Miss Mercury! The only people I call Miss are teachers, you're not are you?
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby athiestboyscout » Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:17 pm

HEY EVERYBODY
You've filled his house with things of gold
While handing crumbs to the old and poor
And then you preach about being pure
And wonder why we're laughing
In your old way you're trying to find us
But we can't follow what's behind us
Too much blind faith, it will blind us
Though sometimes it's a blessing

But I remember when I still embraced you
A little prayer would ease my mind
'Til I saw that you hide from the misery outside so I left you behind
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby AceOfSpades » Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:42 am

Hello to everyone.

I am AceOfSpades, you can call me Paddy. Actually you can call me anything relatively non-offensive. I am a Christian, but don't hold that against me here. I believe in a different God to the FSM, but i'm not under the impression that i'm better than you, infact i think that my God is far more like Flying Spaghetti Monster than many Christians make him out to be.

I am half English/half New Zealand-ish, but i call myself english. And coincidentally live in New Zealand.

I'm not sure what else to say other than I hope to have a fun time here and all that stuff.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby moodydaniel » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:05 am

Hi Paddy! An Irish name for an Englishman in Newzealand... That's multicultural! I hope you'll enjoy it here too! What flavour Christian are you?
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby AceOfSpades » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:47 pm

Vanilla.

Ummm, really i choose not to follow one denomination. I take the parts that i like from any denomination (as well as other religions entirely). Because in the end, Baptists, Protestants, Catholics etc are all Christians.

Black people, White people, Asian people etc are all people, why label them?

So for that, i'm also pretty multi-...errr...thing. as well.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:18 pm

AceOfSpades wrote:Vanilla.

Ummm, really i choose not to follow one denomination. I take the parts that i like from any denomination (as well as other religions entirely). Because in the end, Baptists, Protestants, Catholics etc are all Christians.

Black people, White people, Asian people etc are all people, why label them?

So for that, i'm also pretty multi-...errr...thing. as well.

That's a good non-denomination to follow! You should fit right in here, Paddy of New Zealand.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby AceOfSpades » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:01 pm

Why thank you. Nice name btw. :D

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Elvalia » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:14 am

Welcome, Captn' Perky! I'm rather perky myself! Love and RAmen to you as well.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:57 pm

Welcome Matey,

This isn't strictly an atheist website, but an anti ID website (which some people forget, but nevermind :)). We are here to oppose the teaching in ID in science class, so anti-religious views while tolerated, are not officially endorsed by our FSM Admin and Mod team. We are an inclusive lot.

Have a look around and get to feel comfortable. There are lots of silly and serious threads. So have fun!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby sorill » Mon Jan 12, 2009 7:00 pm

Hello everyone!

I'm sorill (Martin being my mundane name), a hairy beast of a Swede who is just slightly off his rocker... I study towards a M.Sc. in Engineering Biology, write poetry and drink a lot of coffee. Philosopically, I'm an atheist, possibly a utilitarian, and a quite mellow Pastafarian.

I'm really looking forward to see what discussions hide in the science thread :)


Best regards to all of you!


(Edit: ... spelling...)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Brizzle » Tue Jan 13, 2009 8:47 pm

Hello everyone! I'm glad to finally be a part of this site. I've stumbled across the FSM several times in the past year or so (originally I was a follower if the Invisible Pink Unicorn...but this place has pirates, so here I am!) and finally decided to check more into and am I ever glad I did. I am constantly reading more and more things I already wholeheartedly agreed with here. Anyways, me name is BreAnn, Brizzle for all of you, and I'm an aspiring pirate photographer!
RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:32 pm

Welcome, Sharpe and Brizzle. Sorrill, I missed welcoming you, but you've already jumped in the forums and are swimming quite well. We're always glad to see more new converts here. Welcome!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby FireinCairo » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:03 am

First post. I'm not sure how much I'll actually be posting, not that it matters too much. But I love this site and I'm sure there won't any problems talking about it.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:06 am

Welcome all ye scurvy new recruits!
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