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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Dec 22, 2008 12:34 am

Welcome O_B_P (and thee rest ov ye scurvy newe recruits).

Just remember: we're here to have fun and support Science in Science Classrooms, not to bash the followers of any other deity (or none at all).
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Dec 22, 2008 11:50 pm

explorerdan wrote:I was definately trying to show my sense of humor. Sorry if I offended anybody...

Heh, don't worry about offending people here. Just be yourself, very few of us will try to pick on you for that.

The beer thing: Obviously you are enlightened, as you have the ability to have eight beers as your favourite.

And, finally, welcome!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:13 am

explorerdan wrote:Will he also lead me to the perfect beer? I am so lost as to have at least 8 favorite beers.


Oi sees yer a henterproisin lad! Moste newe recroots jest stoppe at thee "8 I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" but ye've terned a mylde negittiv hinto a stronge pozittiv wiv yer "8 I'd Really Like to Drink These"!

Grabbe yer cutlass, yer brayce ov pistols, yer oipatch, an welcome aboard, explorerdan! Ye may *hall reddy* ave fown enlytinmint!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby franzbrandi » Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:18 am

Here I am, a new adept from Italy! I'm ready to spread the word in this pasta-eating nation!!

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Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:05 pm

franzbrandi wrote:Here I am, a new adept from Italy! I'm ready to spread the word in this pasta-eating nation!!


We're always ready to adopt another adept, as long as you can adapt to the way we sometimes ineptly opt to digress wildly...
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Southern Veg. » Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:45 pm

Hi! (I didn't see this before so I already posted-OOPS!)
I'm a teen from the south who wants to be touched by the great FSM's noodly appendages (if that sounds dirty it wasn't meant to be...).
Praise be to the great one!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Katt » Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:29 am

Do pastifarians have a version of hell?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:23 am

Katt wrote:Do pastifarians have a version of hell?

No, but if you'd like one, I'm sure He could accommodate.

And welcome, because you're not dead yet! (Unless you're a zombie, whereas you'll fit right in here.)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:21 am

Katt wrote:Do pastifarians have a version of hell?

Well, actually we do, but it's not all that different from heaven - just stale beer in the volcano and ugly strippers with the occasional STD.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby timbits » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:04 pm

I'm not wearing any underwear!

Can I go play now???????????
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:32 pm

timbits wrote:I'm not wearing any underwear!

Can I go play now???????????

Ahh, I see you’ve already read the rules concerning appropriate attire. Welcome aboard!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pasta princess » Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:59 pm

hi. i just like to say hello!!!! ive only been a pastafarian for i while. i would like to tell about the religous experiance that lead up to my being "boiled-again". i was walking through the local supermarket when i saw the FSM's face..... on a packet of pasta. i'd like to see though's christians with there so-called "logic"explain that one to me. RA men

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Pesto » Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:48 pm

I heard about His Noodlieness somewhere on teh internets, and now here I am. After all, being a long-distance runner, isn't a high-carbohydrate god just the god for me?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DaveL » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:05 am

Welcome aboard gang!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:51 am

DaveL wrote:Welcome aboard gang!

*In an 1800's American child voice*
Wanna go down ta the ol' industrial area an' play a game o' stickbawll?

If you are from the 1800s, and are somewhat offended by that, pay no attention to me. I always tend to offend people from previous centuries.
Boy, the 100s were a fun time. I almost got crucified six times!

Welcome, regardless of the century you're from! (Unless you're that prick I met back in 627. You're not welcome here.)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.


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