The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[cck888]

im cck888 or Colby i just got done reading the gospel and thought i should join up on the website now that i am more informed.

[moodydaniel]

Yarrrrrr, shiver me timbers and spank me cabin boy! All hail the FSM!

[Skyvan]

For the good of your souls, I have to point out to you Pastafarians that you are making a big mistake in worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God is the Flying Gnocchi Monster, who has no noodly appendages at all, but is a flat pillowy shape. You should all be burnt at the stake, shot in the kneecaps, beheaded and fed backwards through an electric pasta cutter until you repent the error of your ways. Gnocchi Akhbar!

[Edd]

Allow me to be the first to welcome you to the FSM’s embrace!

We promote tolerance, cck88, since all gods are merely the FSM in other forms.

[Sabia]

Helllloooooooo.

My name is Sabia and I am President of the NEW FSMC(Flying Spaghetti Monster Club) at Cariboo Hill Secondary in BC, Canada. Yes, I had to ask the administrative panel at my school for persmission. And yes, they said yes(I think my vice principal might be a closet Pastafarian).

RAmen.

-Sabia

[pieces o'nine]

Welcome, awl ye scurvy newe members.

[curious_cat]

Hello I am curious_cat

I thought to just 'lurk' around ' FSM Discussion forums' until I found info on the connection between, noodles, pirates, flying and Monsterism.
But this' thread' put me on a different path ..
The more I read here in the reply posts of the members to the new people ,the more I am looking forward to a better understanding on a subject I first heard about a few of weeks ago .
I'm a desert rat born and bred
( New Mexico has some really huge mud puddles) ,
irl my name really is cat,
Twice I have stood on the beach , once on the Pacific coast and once the
Alantic coast, both times I was sea sick just watching all that water moving back and forth and back and forth,, so all the 'pirate /ship/water' talk has me some spooked , not scared just spooked . :)

I took the photo that is my avatar this last August , when I seen that cool pic in the thread with all the photos
( that strike is huge , I'll bet the photographer jumped when that thunder clapped)
I started getting an idea that maybe I could have more than a passing interest in what this FSM Discussion forum has to say.

( FYI , this image is copy writed to
myname @2008' just PM me and I will send the link to the site it's published on )

[Edd]

Welcome, curious, you'll find plenty of feline company on these forums. (I'm glad it's not my job to clean the litter box around here.)

[wdcraig1992]

Hello,
My name is Dylan, and I am happy to say that I have finally found a religion to get behind and that I can support one hundred percent. I am so happy to have discovered the FSM because now I will not be singled out for my views like I am in my public school in California, USA. I find it odd how I live in "the most tolerant" state, yet I am considered a cynic in many of my classes because of my views on most established religion, which is my reason for coming to this religion. This religion is radical, which is what I am. Myself being a maverick I wouldn't be able to fit into the cult that is Mormonism, or the hypocrisy of standard Christianity or Catholicism, so therefore I have sought out and found a religion that finally fits the mold. Kudos to you FSM.

[rebelgal]

Hello all from alabama. :)

Me and my gang of kidlets love the FSM and have converted rather quickly to his noodliness..
glad i found this forum..hope to meet others in the very religious state i am in....

rebelgal

[DaveL]

Glad you found us, come on board.

[Artec]

Hi all,

My name is Artec and I'm from Holland.

[Thirup]

I'm Martin Thirup, danish boy, who loves pastafarianism and heavy metal xD

[Edd]

It sure is nice to see our little community gathering members around the globe.

Wipe your feet (or wooden appendage), hang up your coat and hook, grab some grog, and make yourself at home. And remember, those spittoons are there for a reason!

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yes, to be upended and/or thrown during our bi-monthly brawl.

I's suggest hiding under the tables for newbies. It can get pretty dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. But welcome anyway!