The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

[frjohndalton]

FSM makes so much more sense than tele-evangelists and evolution too. What a great discovery. Not sure about the excessive presence of noodles in Italy and Singapore and what that means tho...
The rules will stop anyone being mean and starting inquisitions, i.e. great.
Glad to meet so many other pirates.

[kph_1221]

Only having been recently touched by his noodly appendage, I can only imagine the joyous and wondrous things in store as I travel down this chosen path. I am particularly drawn to the promises of a beer volcano. I would like to thank the state of Kansas, and religion in general for this opportunity to spread the word.

rAmen

[nigeltheginger]

Hi I'm Mike, and I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

It tickled :D





By the way my name isn't Nigel and i'm not Ginger, in case you wondered...

[Iggy the Beardless]

Tonight I have been touched by his noodly appendage.

Just a few hours ago, I was buying a batman comic book online for a birthday gift for my brother. I decided to get a book for myself and went off to the humor section of the website. Lo and behod, I found The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster just sitting in the humor section. I now know that it was placed there for a reason by the FSM himself. He wanted me to find it, he was calling me.

After ordering the books I googled the Flying Spaghetti Monster and came to this site. Now everything in my life has fallen into place; My love for midgets, pirates... everything! It's like the FSM has been preparing me for this for my entire life! I'm very much looking forward to the arrival of the Great Book so I may please the one who has cared so much for me.

I feel like I am finally home,
Iggy

[creeping death]

Behold!! The first prophet of Pastafarianism...:D

[Henriksson]

Hi, I'm Henriksson. I hope I'll enjoy my stay here.

[Ignayshea]

May i be touched by his noodly appendage :D

RAmen!

[thixen]

first post :|

[moodydaniel]

I've been a non practising Pastafarian since '95. Here to renew my faith *RAmen* Hoping to spread the word in Manchester, Enland

[Moral Minority]

first post :|

WE HAVE A THREAD FOR THAT!

[in-silence]

Hello :)

I'm new..I got introduced to the FSM through a coworker and ended up buying and reading the gospel that very same day.

Needless to say, I'm a new Pastafarian :)

[nush]

Yuengling(beer) is in the top 15 "pirates best friends"? Right?

[nush]

Yuengling(beer) is in the top 15 "pirates best friends"? Right?

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

[Edd]

Please give DNA credit where credit is due.

[Piratey Ninja]

Ahoy! I've been a Pastafarian for the better part of two years now, but I finally decided to actually join the site to meet up with other Pastafarians like myself (hopefully some in/around my home city of Calgary). Hope to get to know you all, and RAmen to you all!