The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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funk Q
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby funk Q » Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:27 pm

G'day.
I'm a devotee of THE BAGEL OF INCREDULITY and think I could convert but I need to clarify some atheological issues first. I hope I can find some answers to these issues here.

Does the FSM require that I am at all times soba?
Can I cook cannelloni in canola and call it cannoli or is that confused?
Is cous cous really pasta and why is it not just cous?

These are just a few of the eternal questions which I have, I hope you can answer some.

Pastor Hammond Pickles of the Bagel of Incredulity Eternal Circle of Bread
It's all about mee.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby esrastar » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:42 pm

Yes, finally and at last it is me!
If you don't know who I am that's good, so long as the government doesn't find out.

Praise god and eat your pasta of praise pasta and eat your god! Whatever tickles your meatballs.

RULES RULE, OK?

Olotila

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Olotila » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:09 am

Well hello fellow Pastafarians, members of religion that is my first religion!

Converted from atheism when fist time read (and figured out) the word "pastafarian",
Olotila

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby MeatLoafFan » Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:58 am

Hey, I was having some problems with the activation before, but it's finally worked.

I own the gospel, planning on buying a shirt sometime soon..

Question, do we have a hand signal? That we can flash at other members, or at a rally?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:22 pm

Wear an oipatch ? a peg leg ?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Darwin'sMonkey » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:00 am

I've seen the evidence of the FSM, i.e. the pics on this site and the warm feeling you get when you see pasta. But also I want to acknowledge the fact that I know that the FSM boiled for my sins and that i see the light at the end of the oven where warm garlicky bread awaits, please lay your noodley appendages on my brow and lead me, thank you meatbally one...
RAmen
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby skankdude » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:16 am

Hey i just converted today.

thought i'd check out the forums.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jezcaudle » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:28 am

Hello. I'm making my first post. Maybe someone will read it.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:06 am

jezcaudle wrote:Hello. I'm making my first post. Maybe someone will read it.

Truth.

Desu desu desu desu.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Deci23 » Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:21 am

Welcome (fellow) new members!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Phlebas » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:02 am

Yarr!!

I'll show them fear in a handful of sand.

Wake me at the zenith of the moon.

Phlebas the Pheonician.
Wake me at the zenith of the moon.

Phlebas The Phoenician



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PG Kips » Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:12 pm

Hey, I'm making my first post, I have recently converted after we were taught about FSM at school. And then I converted my friend Steph :D

Stephii

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Stephii » Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:16 pm

Hey.
I was recently converted by my friend PG Kips. She told me about FSM and i did some google searching.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Jhereg » Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:37 am

Is there any way to start a new thread? I figure I have to ask permission, but I don't know who to ask. Help?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Darwin'sMonkey » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:29 pm

I just wanted everyone to know that I believe that the FSM boiled for all of our greatness and has beautiful plans for us in Heaven and Hell and I just cant wait to get to one of them ( well I can wait), i'll just do the beer here for now. I have recently introduced 4 new people to HIS Noodliness and they are so thrilled to finally be saved by HIS sauciness. I love you all and am so glad to be part of this garlicky union. RAmen


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