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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ken worley » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:21 pm

DinoWuff wrote:.....

I think his noodly appendage touched me almost two years ago today.

Ramen



I have heard that these types of repressed memories are quite often an artifact of psychological probing, rather than semolinal.
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Postby nurseangel5747 » Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:05 am

hi thought it was time I joined

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Julcia » Sat Jun 14, 2008 4:53 am

Hi everyone! Reports fromPolish FSM division in my humbly person. :D


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Edd » Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:52 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cutlass Liz » Sun Jun 15, 2008 3:50 am

Hello my fellow pastafarians! I'm a new convert, and I look forward to future discussions. Praise be to the Holy Noodly One!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby magonionious » Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:32 am

All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
I've just converted, bought the Gospel and I am using a shed in my yard as a temple!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cpt Celle » Sun Jun 15, 2008 12:11 pm

Argh! Ye greetings from the Antwerp (Belgium) Chapter. Ramen.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby GreenRain22 » Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:45 pm

After seeing this website and how much it is persecuted, I have felt a compelation to join this religion. I believe it will fulfill me in ways that no pasta has ever fufilled me. This religion is also quite persecuted, so all the more fufillment! I am ready to worship His Yummyiness, in every way!! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!

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Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dexanote » Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:57 pm

Heya, Dexa here, nice to meet you. I'm a friend of Zankou's.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:58 pm

Dexanote wrote:Heya, Dexa here, nice to meet you. I'm a friend of Zankou's.

Welcome to the forums!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:04 pm

Dexanote wrote:Heya, Dexa here, nice to meet you. I'm a friend of Zankou's.


AAAAHHHH!!!!!


Not another one!



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Sun Jun 15, 2008 9:10 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Dexanote wrote:Heya, Dexa here, nice to meet you. I'm a friend of Zankou's.


AAAAHHHH!!!!!


Not another one!



(Welcome to the forums)
Hey, two of me is better than two of lordpunkmonk...which we already have...*sigh*.

Although, lpm will be offline this summer...
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jun 16, 2008 1:51 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:
Dexanote wrote:Heya, Dexa here, nice to meet you. I'm a friend of Zankou's.


AAAAHHHH!!!!!


Not another one!



(Welcome to the forums)
Hey, two of me is better than two of lordpunkmonk...which we already have...*sigh*.

Although, lpm will be offline this summer...

The question is, will his troll friend be offline also?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ilana » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:27 am

Stop the rustle, mother sea, green sea.
I'm a wakeful boy, thoughts to think, don't disturb me.
I'm a wakeful boy, tomorrow I will see the judge.
Mercy he doesn't know, only a king can judge.
He askes : Tell me, lout, son of a whore.
With whom have you thieved and plundered?
Who are your companions and who are your friends?
I will tell you, lord, strut of humanity,
The whole truth, the entire, whole truth.
A foursome of mates I call mine,
The sea, the dark sea, that is my first mate.
The second is the sharp blade of my steel sword.
My third mate is my ship.
My fourth is my loaded canon.
And my glowing bullets, they are my messengers.
This what the strut of humanity, the judge, will answer:
Well spoken, lout, son of a whore,
You can pillage, you can plunder, you can answer!
or this answer, lout, I will get you
a big construction on the shore,
a big construction: two pillars with a cross beam.


(English translation of the Dutch poem: Ballad of the hanged pirate)

Argh! hail to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Greetings from the Netherlands, the word keeps spreading! :)
Ye underestimate the powe o' the 'ritten word, an overestimate the value o' it.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Knekkebrod » Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:58 am

I forget what drew me here. The exquisitely betentacled one has fogged my thoughts so that I be not concerned with such mechanations.
Yarrth!


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