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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Mon Jun 09, 2008 7:45 pm

Also ,
May your noodle be al dente , your meaty balls be big and firm , may your sauce spill over .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:42 am

Or even:

May your sauce be full of His meatballs, and your pasta be moist, not dry.

May parmesan cheese from little cardboard containers never grace your path to His side.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby kaydek » Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:20 am

G'day
I'm kaydek
and I'm new here
and to this religion
i was fascinated by Bobby's willing
to take on the board (yes i read the letter)
so heres the start of my time at Venganza :D

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby rude_boy_pastafarian » Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:10 pm

All Hail His(?) Noodly Greatness!!!1!!!!!
thank you, Bobby Henderson for revealing His(?) Noodly Greatness to us mortals!

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not really a NEW convert per se

Postby grimPA » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:05 pm

i believe i've been a pastafarian all my life and was simply waiting for the organization that reflected what i already knew to be true. i've been a lurker for some time and have watched a number of interesting developments re: FSMism. nice to finally step out of the shadows and participate in some noodly brotherhood.

RAmen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby joshcush » Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:45 pm

Hi, im new to Fsm, but i think what you are doing is great!!!! :)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby azzario » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:06 am

Azzario here. I'm actually a blood relative to her noodlyness through a friend of my fathers, but that's another story.

This is a true story in the days before I partook of the noodle :

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

The old ones are the best ones, no?

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ken worley » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:23 am

joshcush wrote:Hi, im new to Fsm, but i think what you are doing is great!!!! :)



Well, I don't know about the others....But what I'm doing is sipping coffee, and eating a banana.
Later, I may take a brief nap. I may touch myself inappropriately first...But, um, thanks for the encouragement.
I guess...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:42 am

azzario wrote:Azzario here. I'm actually a blood relative to her noodlyness through a friend of my fathers, but that's another story.

This is a true story in the days before I partook of the noodle :

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

The old ones are the best ones, no?


I WAS that Reformed Baptist Church of God of the 1915 Reformation Act...you utter b******d!!!! Luckily the bridge was only 3 feet from the ground, but I got a nasty bruise and the fall made me doubt my religious beliefs and NOW look at me...I'm a Pastafarian Pirate with no fixed abode!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby oysterfrond » Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:51 pm

I am Oysterfrond, only very recently touched. Although I think subconsciously I was always vaguely aware of His noodly presence. Nevermind. All platters lead to Pasta.

That said - and please don't excommunicate me - I believe he (lower case - FSM dispenses with formalities PDQ) is a broad-minded spaghedeity and that he's OK with me going with a rice or even a potato based communion, just so long as saucy orthodoxy is observed. In my heart, I know that where there is parmesan and/or black pepper, he is there.

If such radicalism puts me on the lunatic fringe of Pastafarianism, al dente. I don't care. I know my personal truth, which is that I was touched. And then I was asked to be, you know, cool about it.

RAmen,

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby led3234 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:36 pm

Hey everybody,

I've recently become a new convert, and I look forward into spreading his message.

Also, I'm a Clockfan of the Clock Crew.
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Feel free to add me.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby stott_s » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:46 pm

Yes, it all makes sense to me now! Sing praises! Hallelluia, and pass the Parmesan!

Actually, I'm not new to this site, but this is the first time I have been able to actually get on and post anything. I think it's funny, and those who put out all that hatemail need to lighten up and get some humour!

Though, there is something I have been wondering, and that is, should not we actually call ourselves "Pastafarinaians"?
I excersize regularly, by wading (through red tape), jumping (to conclusions), leaping (through hoops) and running (out of time).

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby lvb2555 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:05 pm

Hello Pastafarians, I am proud to say I have seen the Light, realizing that the FSM is my one and true savior.
I look forward to reveling under the divine love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

May his Noodley appendages bless us all. Forever and ever.

Ramen.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PastaFaRa » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:31 am

Hi everyone!!! My name is Stella and I'm a fellow Pastafarian. I'm excited about this forum!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DinoWuff » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:00 pm

Blessed be the prophet bobby - I finally made it here!

I have not lurked much in the forums, so it may be a while before I make another post.

I think his noodly appendage touched me almost two years ago today.

Ramen


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