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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Mon May 26, 2008 2:56 pm

Any of you got any Kolaloka lemonade?

or porn?...

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon May 26, 2008 7:43 pm

Good day Brandon. Muahahahaha!

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Postby john196920022001 » Mon May 26, 2008 9:33 pm

Hell fellow Pastafarians,

I joined a couple of days ago. Hail FSM! :D

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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 10:24 pm

Ahoy ! , Me dearies
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.

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Forget everything but the pasta

Postby najmetender » Tue May 27, 2008 9:18 am

I beheld his holiness when eating my dinner and looked into my plate to see a vision of His Noodlyness. Truly that is when his Noodly Appendage had reached unto me and converted me.

I spend my time now passing out FSM flyers and lying in my hammock on cool breezy days.



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Postby sosondowah » Tue May 27, 2008 10:45 am

Today, life is good.

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Postby brendonsie » Wed May 28, 2008 2:58 am

i can now post on this forum :twisted: all hale his nodley goodness

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YAAR I be joining the forum

Postby evilbelgian » Wed May 28, 2008 11:44 am

So I have been idly following the teachings of his greatness and decided it was about time i started to participate more.

So hello to everybody and all hail the FSM
Praise Be to His Noodlyness

The Humble Servant Evilbelgian has spoken

his divine noodle
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Postby his divine noodle » Wed May 28, 2008 12:34 pm

his noodly appendage has touched me, I can see the light

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Postby jamnizzle » Wed May 28, 2008 4:06 pm

Hi I just joined. All Hail him and his great noodliness.

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pasta be with you

Postby JLAllou » Wed May 28, 2008 9:38 pm

Greetings Brethern,
His Appendages are Noodles
His Balls are Meat
His Sauce is Red


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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed May 28, 2008 9:42 pm

Welcome to the forum, JLAllou, jamnizzle, his divine noodle, evilbelgian, brendonsie, sosondowah, and najmetender.

Arrrggghhh!!! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby Jeepin ina XJ » Wed May 28, 2008 11:53 pm

Avast!!! A fresh "Boiled Again" Pastafarian here from South Florida. Thanks for havin me! :D

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Postby evilbelgian » Thu May 29, 2008 7:49 am

Holy macaroni, you've boiled yourself twice dude that is sick :P
Praise Be to His Noodlyness

The Humble Servant Evilbelgian has spoken

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu May 29, 2008 10:35 pm

the end is near fellow pastafarians follow me to my temple if you want to live.

make sure to bring plenty of boxes of top ramen for the folowing reasons

a. it is pasta
b. it lasts for long periods of time
c. it isn't affected by nucclear radiation
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