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cursedjane
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Postby cursedjane » Sat May 10, 2008 1:30 am

I am familiar with Him and have only stared reading the forum.

Praise be in his name. Ramen!

lostinthewoods65
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not really new

Postby lostinthewoods65 » Sun May 11, 2008 2:15 am

but finnaly getting my forum on.

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anthrobabe
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Postby anthrobabe » Sun May 11, 2008 2:39 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:why is it that most new people have to have a smiley in their first post

I am pretty sure that even I did it.

well
welcome aboard everyone


ummm- you are a smiley face :wink:


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Postby dantendo » Sun May 11, 2008 6:20 am

yeah, my first post...

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun May 11, 2008 6:37 am

anthrobabe wrote:
lordpunkmonk wrote:why is it that most new people have to have a smiley in their first post

I am pretty sure that even I did it.

well
welcome aboard everyone


ummm- you are a smiley face :wink:


Welcome aboard all new Pirates (or soon to be pirates).

Nah, he's an eye.

Welcome all new converts! May you all get past your first ten posts, and become worthwhile contributors, and not porn spammers.

And don't smoke pot. It's not good for you.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Hqrsie » Sun May 11, 2008 8:13 pm

glad to join all of you =D

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Thesuperamazing
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Postby Thesuperamazing » Sun May 11, 2008 8:18 pm

Ok. First post. :fsm_yarr: :fsm_ninja:
So, I'm obviously a new convert, I found out about the Flying Spaghetti Monster from a youtube video.

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Postby farfalla » Sun May 11, 2008 11:26 pm

welcome new posters - beware of Pirates

and the smiting handed down for thread necromancy -

and black bart with his weevils and notorious fish head stew-

and ken, the King of Pervs -

and MM, the rightful king (and queen) of Macedonia

...the list goes on and on and on ..... enjoy
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon May 12, 2008 1:03 am

That's almost a poem, Farf.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Torteh Lini
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Postby Torteh Lini » Tue May 13, 2008 8:19 am

I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage! :fsm:

All hail the FSM!!! :worship:

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Postby BarefootCajun » Tue May 13, 2008 1:13 pm

Hello, all! I'm BarefootCajun and I'm not a new convert, just new to the forums. All hail his Noodly Appendage!
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Re: not really new

Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Tue May 13, 2008 1:21 pm

lostinthewoods65 wrote:but finnaly getting my forum on.


Yarr Ye spell loike pirate , wellkem abored .
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.

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Outfit

Postby black bart » Tue May 13, 2008 2:47 pm

Noice outfit thar Aunty...did ye get it from the same branch o Anne Bonney Summers as me?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue May 13, 2008 3:03 pm

farfalla wrote:welcome new posters - beware of Pirates

and the smiting handed down for thread necromancy -

and black bart with his weevils and notorious fish head stew-

and ken, the King of Pervs -

and MM, the rightful king (and queen) of Macedonia

...the list goes on and on and on ..... enjoy


Beware of Zankou The Awesome One, reaper of souls..
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Beware

Postby black bart » Wed May 14, 2008 6:22 am

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
farfalla wrote:welcome new posters - beware of Pirates

and the smiting handed down for thread necromancy -

and black bart with his weevils and notorious fish head stew-

and ken, the King of Pervs -

and MM, the rightful king (and queen) of Macedonia

...the list goes on and on and on ..... enjoy


Beware of Zankou The Awesome One, reaper of souls..


Only allowed out to reap souls between the hours of 9pm and 6pm by order of his mummy.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.


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