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Avast ye saucy believers

Postby Captain_Pasta_991 » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:39 am

:fsm: Ahoy! :fsm:

I have been a Pastafarian for nearly a year now, and have yet to join the forum. Now I can busy myself posting with all my shipmates

EDIT: The post above me: I LOVE V for Vendetta!

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Postby sporks » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:13 pm

I've been a Pastafarian for a long time after a friend converted me. I live in Kansas and am "lucky" enough to go to the lovely public schools in the state. Needless to say, there's not much teaching of the Pastafarian creation theory in our school, even with my repeated protests and offers to teach it. This upsets me, and I'm in the process of creating my own curriculum to promote the theory because of this.

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Levis Pennae
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First something...

Postby Levis Pennae » Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:25 pm

:pirate_fish: :mrgreen: :pirate_fish:
It takes 44 muscles to frown and 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and say "Bite me"

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Bal Lance
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Postby Bal Lance » Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:31 pm

Yay. I am now part of this forum... hooray! Now I can go post on the other parts, right?

Oh, and nice smilies :fsm_yarr:
Signatures are for chumps. Wait a minute...

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Postby bodom69 » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:11 pm

Hi, I am not really new, but I'm new to the forums! Lol. I got touched by his noddly appendage about a month ago, and my life has been better ever since.

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Postby buskettibetti » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:04 pm

:worship: to all yer nooodliness!!! i'ze been a pastafarian for a long time .. ok .. it seems like a long time cuz yesterday was a couple weeks back .. right? :wink:
I Love The Great Nooodledione .. the FSM ...
now .. i can post elsewhere .. right ???? :pirate_fish:

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Postby slurba » Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:26 am

Brand new poster. I'm not actually a Pastafarian, but I agree with all its teachings and I highly consider a flying spaghetti monster creating all. Not much else to say.

The Angel Hair~Pastina
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Fresh off the convert train

Postby The Angel Hair~Pastina » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:01 pm

Brand spanking new Pastafarian! I'm so happy I was introduced to this amazing religon by a friend of mine. I look forward to becoming an active member and do my duty and all that jazz, plus I get to dress up as a pirate. Not that I didn't before, but now I can do it with purpose, ramen borther, ramen. :fsm: :fsm:

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Postby sir fer » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:11 pm

I'm an ex-christian who just wasn't willing to give up on the idea of a god

thanks for showing the way

may you all be blessed by the power of the noodly appendage :worship:


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Postby vayn23 » Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:09 pm

first post...yep.... :fsm_float: praise him

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Postby Six of Spades » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:43 am

First post etc
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
- Robert Frost

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Postby Idem » Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:45 am

oops, wrong thread

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Postby Sykko » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:07 am

I could have swore that I made this post before.

but I'll try again :(

:fsm_float: :pirate_fish:

oops :cry: it was because I hit the preview button :twisted:

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Postby Ham Sarris » Sun Oct 07, 2007 3:33 pm

My name is Ham Sarris. I would like to take a further look into your religion. I hope all is well.

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Postby Pontius Pirate » Sun Oct 07, 2007 8:22 pm

Avast me hearties! I be Pontius Pirate of Port Halifax in the land of Nova Scotia. I was touched by His Noodly Appendage many months ago, and have spread the word to many of my friends. I'm considering starting up an FSM Society at my university, and it's quite likely that the school's chapel could be used for Pastafarian processions. I'll get more word on this as it develops.

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