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Postby Scxcrunner » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:21 am

:worship: :fsm:

Long time believer, first time poster.
Spread the word!
"When all is one and one is all,
To be a rock, and not to roll."
-Led Zeppelin

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Postby UncertainGod » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:38 am

After having a massive amount of fun spreading the Pastafarian word during International Talk Like A Pirate Day I figured I should join up to this forum.

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Postby DarkMatter » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:18 am

Hi everyone

I found the religion through my various travels across the cyber seas (yarr) and was eventually led to the shores of these forums where I hope to find piratey and pasta fun aplenty.

May His Noodly Appendage bring treasure to all whom it touches.


(I haven't read the gospel yet, but intend to as soon as I can lay my shiny hook on one via Amazon or wherever :mrgreen: )

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Postby TyphoidZ » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:46 am

I have believed in the allmighty FSM for a while but im new to the forum so to sum up what im sayin here is Hail to the FSM! :worship: :fsm_rock:

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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:46 pm

Welcome All

now get yourselves to the pirate section and start grogging away

ye rot gut blaggards
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby chonmage » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:35 pm


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Postby Heffalump » Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:09 pm

Hello, I'm a polish Pastafarian. Poland, you know, is a very strange country, and it is place where FSM is the way to normal life :wink:

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Postby CoreyB » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:03 am

Hi, I am from Arkansas.

I was told by a freind about the FSM, and I decided to take a look for myself, and I liked what I saw. Thankyou for allowing me to take part.

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Postby Hann's » Sun Sep 23, 2007 2:39 am

i love the FSM
i want to be one with him
by day i am a working man
by night, i am a mysterious prancing german named hann's

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Postby draeyoc » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:48 am

What wine is best served with our noodly master? I tried a nice Merlot, but he slithered in protest all the way down.

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Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:37 pm

Nothing. You do not eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster. See the FAQ.

As for what wine goes with spaghetti, my mother has a chart that suggests any of several red wines. Alternately, you could just drink grog! ARRGH!

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I guess I'm the latest to join

Postby Dr Plaid » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:33 am

Here I am. Let the fun begin. :fsm_float:

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Postby rebeski » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:06 am

:worship: :fsm:
hello all
my school now has a very devout following of FSM worshippers and I thought it was time to join this forum :mrgreen:

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Postby You-R-A-Pirate » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:30 am


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Postby AhmNee » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:29 am

I've seen the future and it will be ...

Praise HIS glory. Revere his noodly appendage.

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