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ken worley
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Postby ken worley » Tue May 22, 2007 8:22 pm

I made you cry over an onion, without even cutting into it. 8)
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Postby Zankou » Tue May 22, 2007 8:24 pm

True.
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters


"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean


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Postby dantes_torment » Tue May 22, 2007 10:22 pm

I've lurked on the front page for some time, never realizing there was a forum until now.

Yarr, now I can converse even when we don't get hilarious hate-mail.
Only an invisible omnipotent sky daddy could write a book so bigoted and so riddled with inconsistencies; it's a test of faith, yeah.

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Postby Mae Force » Tue May 22, 2007 11:11 pm

this is my first post. whoopie. :D

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Postby Dan(da haole guy) » Wed May 23, 2007 2:20 am

Howzit, bruddahs 'n' sistahs..got bopped wit' da Holy Noodle a week ago & earned my "fuckwit" sign by posting inna couple udda forums before doing so here (as it is written...yikes!)..please forgive da lapse, eh? (unless there be cute "Discipline Wenches" roaming about seeking whom they may 'enlighten'..)..thassit..RAmen..Dan..haole flesh, kanaka heart..

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Postby rainor88 » Wed May 23, 2007 8:15 am

Dun dun dun dun.
First post, if this works then something is probably not wrong.

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 23, 2007 8:53 am

Dan(da new guy) wrote:Howzit, bruddahs 'n' sistahs..got bopped wit' da Holy Noodle a week ago & earned my "fuckwit" sign by posting inna couple udda forums before doing so here (as it is written...yikes!)..please forgive da lapse, eh? (unless there be cute "Discipline Wenches" roaming about seeking whom they may 'enlighten'..)..thassit..RAmen..Dan..haole flesh, kanaka heart..


If you don't learn English Grammar, you WILL die.

Understood?

I know a Ninja-Pirate.

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"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.



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Postby theiban » Wed May 23, 2007 11:13 am

hi, I am from Spain, I was looking something to trust when I found the FSM, MONESVOL in Spanish. In the Sky there is some Chocolate Mountains to smoke, too.

Ramen.
Basta con que haya Algo Bueno para que el Mundo sea Mejor, Ramén.

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Postby Capellini » Wed May 23, 2007 11:54 am

Zankou wrote:
Dan(da new guy) wrote:Howzit, bruddahs 'n' sistahs..got bopped wit' da Holy Noodle a week ago & earned my "fuckwit" sign by posting inna couple udda forums before doing so here (as it is written...yikes!)..please forgive da lapse, eh? (unless there be cute "Discipline Wenches" roaming about seeking whom they may 'enlighten'..)..thassit..RAmen..Dan..haole flesh, kanaka heart..


If you don't learn English Grammar, you WILL die.

Understood?

I know a Ninja-Pirate.

Good Day


Actually, he's speaking a well recognized dialect of American English. Or at least, well recognized by me.
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WOW!

Postby EddyCarr » Wed May 23, 2007 12:34 pm

I only just stumbled across this website today and it has completely opened my eyes to the truth.

Thank you all.

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hello

Postby Pete&jon » Wed May 23, 2007 1:07 pm

hey

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yodel

Postby Cerealheretic » Wed May 23, 2007 2:04 pm

my first post i'm so happy :fsm:
do geese see god?

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 23, 2007 4:13 pm

Capellini wrote:
Zankou wrote:
Dan(da new guy) wrote:Howzit, bruddahs 'n' sistahs..got bopped wit' da Holy Noodle a week ago & earned my "fuckwit" sign by posting inna couple udda forums before doing so here (as it is written...yikes!)..please forgive da lapse, eh? (unless there be cute "Discipline Wenches" roaming about seeking whom they may 'enlighten'..)..thassit..RAmen..Dan..haole flesh, kanaka heart..


If you don't learn English Grammar, you WILL die.

Understood?

I know a Ninja-Pirate.

Good Day


Actually, he's speaking a well recognized dialect of American English. Or at least, well recognized by me.


Recognized, yet not accepted.

Plus, American. Canada FTW!
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!"
--Adam Savage, Mythbusters




"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.




"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean




Zankou, Vice Fuhrer of The Grammar Nazis.



Click here!

Med_Art_Molly
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Hello

Postby Med_Art_Molly » Wed May 23, 2007 5:07 pm

Hello from Columbus. This lifted my mood today after I received a disturbing "burn in hell" email from my neice (12 yrs old) as well as a letter from a local church promising to solve my problems if I would only write them down on a provided paper handkerchief and mail it back...
This week my problem seems to be Christian propaganda.
"If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." -Benjamin Franklin

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New guy

Postby ScotticusMaximus » Wed May 23, 2007 5:26 pm

I found the FSM website a few weeks ago, and I've been lurking since then. I've been an atheist since grade school, and I've learned (the hard way) that one of the fastest ways to get people mad at you is to talk about religion. Finally, I found a place where I won't be yelled at for my beliefs (or lack thereof).

So thank-you, and bless the FSM.
RAmen.


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