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DAK
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Postby DAK » Wed May 16, 2007 11:38 pm

Oh yeah, I forgot to say that I got three other people to convert to Pastafarian. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm: (those are the three other people that I converted plus myself worshipping His Noodleyness) I think I just got an idea for a sig!

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Postby DAK » Wed May 16, 2007 11:41 pm

Just a sig test. How do you like it? Also, should I add more worshippers?
:worship::worship::worship::worship::fsm:
:worship::worship::worship::worship:
:worship::worship::worship::worship:
:worship::worship::worship::worship:

Auracle
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Postby Auracle » Thu May 17, 2007 4:21 am

I find His Noodly Appendage to be rather fascinating, but I fear He will not deign to touch the likes of me, as I think there is far more in religion that can (and should) be mocked besides whether religion is taught as science in school.

:wink:
:?

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Postby defproc » Thu May 17, 2007 5:59 am

Hello. My name is defproc and I am making my first post, so I can be permitted to make posts that have a point!

Peace. :D

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Postby indianpasta » Thu May 17, 2007 9:37 am

hello all

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Cheer

Postby ShiverMeTimbers » Thu May 17, 2007 5:14 pm

Hi Folks

Last night the BBC here in England showed this documentary about Scientology which was rather disturbing and it led me to do a bit of further digging on The Web which was even more disturbing.

Anyway, today I was discussing it with my colleague at work. I think he sensed I was a bit disturbed by the whole sinister cult thing and he pointed me in the direction of the FSM which I must say cheered me up no end!

I do so admire unashamedly patronising sarcasm in a website and it's nice to see that reson still prevails in some quarters.

The strange thing is, I have been eating spaghetti pretty much exclusively every evening for years and had no idea of the significance until now. I was convinced it was because I was just a lazy type who couldn't be bothered to learn to cook something else!

Cheers, beers and Tears For Fears

Pete

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Re: Cheer

Postby Duke » Thu May 17, 2007 7:39 pm

ShiverMeTimbers wrote:Hi Folks

Last night the BBC here in England showed this documentary about Scientology which was rather disturbing and it led me to do a bit of further digging on The Web which was even more disturbing.


You think you've got it bad? Scientology is colonizing my town, they've set up a "mission" right in the middle. But we'll have them out on their asses in no time. :D

ShiverMeTimbers wrote:The strange thing is, I have been eating spaghetti pretty much exclusively every evening for years and had no idea of the significance until now. I was convinced it was because I was just a lazy type who couldn't be bothered to learn to cook something else!

Cheers, beers and Tears For Fears

Pete


It's clear that you've been Touched, even if you didn't know it until now. Welcome!


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Detective P
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Postby Detective P » Thu May 17, 2007 8:09 pm

'Lo fellow Pastafarians. Yeah, converted last year, but I came here to ask a question. So yeah, hi. I guess...

angus argyle
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Arrrggghhh from Toronto

Postby angus argyle » Fri May 18, 2007 5:45 pm

Hey fello Pastafarians..

I am new here and from Canada eh...

I will be spreading the word the best I can...

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Postby Zankou » Fri May 18, 2007 5:45 pm

CANADA!


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"Oh what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive!"
--Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.


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Re: Cheer

Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Fri May 18, 2007 6:31 pm

ShiverMeTimbers wrote:Hi Folks

Last night the BBC here in England showed this documentary about Scientology which was rather disturbing and it led me to do a bit of further digging on The Web which was even more disturbing.

Anyway, today I was discussing it with my colleague at work. I think he sensed I was a bit disturbed by the whole sinister cult thing and he pointed me in the direction of the FSM which I must say cheered me up no end!

I do so admire unashamedly patronising sarcasm in a website and it's nice to see that reson still prevails in some quarters.

The strange thing is, I have been eating spaghetti pretty much exclusively every evening for years and had no idea of the significance until now. I was convinced it was because I was just a lazy type who couldn't be bothered to learn to cook something else!

Cheers, beers and Tears For Fears

Pete


YOU'RE FROM SHEFFIELD!!!!!

*hugs*

That is all... really... yeah scientology is a bit weird... yeah.... HELLO!!!

My boyfriend lives in Sheffield... therefore I'm a ickle bit obsessive like...
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Postby Ziggy » Fri May 18, 2007 11:03 pm

woo hoo #1

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Mr.Aqua
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Postby Mr.Aqua » Fri May 18, 2007 11:41 pm

Hey there. I am a pirate. I plan to post actively. Please don't hate me.
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Postby ChippySwans » Sat May 19, 2007 1:02 am

Hello everyone...heard about this site over on richarddawkins.net....classic stuff here! I look forward to joining the forum.
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Postby tassel-head » Sat May 19, 2007 7:17 am

ahoy there,
im tassel head, ive been a pastafarian some time now and only just recently decided to log onto the forums.
im called tassel head because of my tendency to wear a fez at almost any occasion


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