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Nillerus
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All glory to the Noodly Appendage

Postby Nillerus » Tue May 15, 2007 6:49 pm

I just found this site today to be honest, and was flat on my back laughing after not long at all. Priceless. Looking forward to being part of the new (new) enlightenment :mrgreen:
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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Tue May 15, 2007 6:52 pm

Welcome!

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Postby DAK » Wed May 16, 2007 12:21 am

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, but before I become a Pastafarian, do I have to go through an initiation ritual, something like dressing up in pirate regalia while touching a piece of cooked spaghetti to my forehead and saying, "Noodley be the Flying Spaghetti Monster, our lord in heaven. Ramen."?

Also, what do I do do on Fridays? Do I eat the blood and body of the Flying Spaghetti Monster with tomato sauce as the blood and the spaghetti and meatballs as the body?

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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Wed May 16, 2007 1:41 pm

Yes you have to do that ritual exactly.

Friday's are holiday, so do what you like, pasta and sauce aren't the blood and body, there is no transformation, it's just yummy and filling

Also, drink beer.
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Postby Daftlcd » Wed May 16, 2007 3:44 pm

I am a recent pastafarian and I am posting to go post some more some where else. See you all posting later 8)

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Postby Monk/Honkey/Banana » Wed May 16, 2007 4:20 pm

Hello fellow pastafarians. I have just converted as you can tell by me posting here... I'll see you guys around the site

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Postby DAK » Wed May 16, 2007 4:34 pm

Cuddly_Carpy wrote:Yes you have to do that ritual exactly.

Friday's are holiday, so do what you like, pasta and sauce aren't the blood and body, there is no transformation, it's just yummy and filling

Also, drink beer.


Too bad that's illegal at my age (16), but who says I can't do it illegally...hehehehehe...but I don't like beer anyway, it's too bitter for me, but hopefully I grow into liking it by the time I get to heaven. I guess I'll just stick with root beer for now.

Also, another question. Do I have to wear pirate attire every Friday, or is it just whenever I feel like it?

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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Wed May 16, 2007 4:48 pm

Whenever you feel like it really, friday is holiday, not a celebration... just a holiday...

I like dressing up as a pirate however :)
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Postby DAK » Wed May 16, 2007 6:19 pm

Cuddly_Carpy wrote:Whenever you feel like it really, friday is holiday, not a celebration... just a holiday...

I like dressing up as a pirate however :)


But if I wanted to dress up for the occasion, than would pirate regalia be the proper attire to put on? (sorry for asking so many questions)

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Postby SeaTizzy » Wed May 16, 2007 6:36 pm

I converted to pastafarianism two years ago, and I got the Gospels for X-mas.. I also preach to my friends about the noodly one, and talk about how I've been touched by his noodly appendage.. :fsm:

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New user -first post - a Jew, and proud of it

Postby SuperShuki » Wed May 16, 2007 6:45 pm

Hi, folks,
I'm a Jew, and proud of it. If anyone wants an explanation why, I'd be glad to provide one. I believe in one God who created everything, perhaps through evolution, perhaps some other way. If you read the bible carefully, you'll notice that the 'Creation story' can't be taken litterally. For example, the sun and the moon we'ren't created on the first day- but the bible refers to 'days' nonetheless. How can you have 'days' without the sun and the moon? Ergo, you can't take Creation litterally.

All the best,
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Re: New user -first post - a Jew, and proud of it

Postby DAK » Wed May 16, 2007 7:17 pm

SuperShuki wrote:Hi, folks,
I'm a Jew, and proud of it. If anyone wants an explanation why, I'd be glad to provide one. I believe in one God who created everything, perhaps through evolution, perhaps some other way. If you read the bible carefully, you'll notice that the 'Creation story' can't be taken litterally. For example, the sun and the moon we'ren't created on the first day- but the bible refers to 'days' nonetheless. How can you have 'days' without the sun and the moon? Ergo, you can't take Creation litterally.

All the best,
SuperShuki


Which is why no religious document can be taken literally. In my Hebrew school, I was taught that the torah is the word of god, and that god is perfect. It's funny how so much of it talks about attrocities that 'god' commited, such as assisting the murder and rape of the people of Jericho, and ordering the death of anyone who defies the ten commandments. Some perfect god you have there. I can't believe actually had to read from such a repulsive scroll, but at least I got money (I'm greedy that way).

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Postby livingstones » Wed May 16, 2007 9:32 pm

Hi.

I have been touched.

I am better for it.

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Postby Zankou » Wed May 16, 2007 9:36 pm

Darn...I missed so Much whither I dwelt in the land of NoModem...
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"Take what you can!", "Give nothing back!"
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Postby russianfool20825 » Wed May 16, 2007 10:03 pm

Hello. I have been touched. My friends have been too.


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