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Postby Lard_Kebabar » Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:42 pm

Bit of snow on the ground, good, calm wintery-like weather despite being far too warm, only 0°C or so. Outrageous, really. 0 degrees in february, what is this? We are in dire need of pirates indeed.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but give a fish a man and he'll eat for weeks.

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Mmmm 'pasghetti

Postby Tiffy-o » Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:35 pm

woo :shellfish:
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Hey there.

Postby zackerycameron » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:01 pm

Hey my name's Zack. I've been a Pastafarian since shite, since a few weeks after the letter came out. I love it, but as with anything, I am a slacker. But I plan to become a very devout Pastafarian in the future. Maybe join the Piratery.

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Postby Mecoptera » Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:47 am

Hello. I'm Mecoptera and a recently converted Pastafarian.

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Postby Duke » Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:33 am

Welcome, ya'll. I'm Duke, and I can show you around if ya want.

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

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Postby Brother Robin » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:29 pm

Hello everyone,

I'm glad to say that your site has converted me into a life of Pastafarianism!
All hail his noodlyness!


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Postby CainLikeTube » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:41 am

Without Him, I would be nothing

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Postby coldblood867 » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:33 pm

Hello everyone,

I'm glad to say that your site has converted me into a life of Pastafarianism!
All hail his noodlyness!


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Postby qwertyqwert » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:48 pm

Here is a post. Let me in now so that I can read about this spaghetti monster thingy.


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Postby gilgamush » Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:07 am

Greets, associated mateys. Glad to be on board this fantastic pirate ship to carbohydratey spiritual fulfillment. Peace and love to all y'all.
"My mind is like a pancake: I flip it, and I flop it, and sometimes I smear butter aaaaaaaaall over it." - My friend Curtis, whilst on Salvia Divinorum.

"It's amazing what a well placed phallus can do" - My homedawg Grant, whilst playing Halo 2.

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Postby anthrobabe » Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:33 pm

Ahoy all new pirates!

I see we have a qwerty qwert now--- Look out qwertyuiopasd!!!

and I really like "gilgamush"-- that's a good one.

coldblood867 do you Halo?, that is familiar

and on and on

HE is happy :fsm_float:
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...

I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Postby Schizo » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:49 pm

Cheers, everyone.


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Postby markc » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:16 pm

Hi, I'm Mark.
And I like to eat pasta. :fsm:

In nomine pasta.
Pie sauce domine.

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Postby Twelve Volt Man » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:48 am

this is my third or fourth post but i didn't see this until now. but FSM has changed my life, and i think i can become a devout pastafarian.
hail FSM

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Hello, all, my name is Changchang

Postby changchang » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:25 am

Glad to meet you all! :mrgreen:

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