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xeddieizzardx
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Postby xeddieizzardx » Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:57 pm

Hey, I'm new, I received the FSM gospel for my holiday present.
I'm still wondering about ful conversion of FSM.
I mean I'm not quite sure, Lushotology (which I encourage you to look at) or FSM?

And I don't think I'm clear on the FSM's views on the LGBT (please say you know what it stands for)

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EarthRise
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Postby EarthRise » Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:39 pm

xeddieizzardx wrote:Hey, I'm new, I received the FSM gospel for my holiday present.
I'm still wondering about ful conversion of FSM.
I mean I'm not quite sure, Lushotology (which I encourage you to look at) or FSM?

And I don't think I'm clear on the FSM's views on the LGBT (please say you know what it stands for)


Yah, I know the acronym.

The FSM has no views. His flimsy moral standards don't encompass it, and he couldn't care less anyway.

As to the religion thing, you could probably sport both, if you so desire. Hell, I'm an atheist and a Pastafarian. His Noodly Goodness probably wouldn't mind if you practiced Lushotology. Everyone knows many noodles all lead to the same pot.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

Pirate-Brother Penne
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oh holy day

Postby Pirate-Brother Penne » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:27 pm

glory to FSM in the highest
His vengeance is a dish best served with garlic bread

Praise be to theeee
Spahhh gehh heheh teeeee

Ramen

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Postby Cuddly_Carpy » Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:56 pm

*hugs for all newbies!!*
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c.morgan
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Postby c.morgan » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:35 pm

Life will never be the same since feeling the touch of his noodly appendage.

Thank goodness for FSM.

:worship:

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Postby Ruby Rhod » Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:01 pm

I'm not here to hug anyone, but I'll say hello to you all from a distance.

- Hello.

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Postby EarthRise » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:24 pm

Ruby Rhod wrote:I'm not here to hug anyone, but I'll say hello to you all from a distance.

- Hello.


We welcome haptephobes too! May you be touched from a distance by His Noodly Appendage.
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin

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Postby Capellini » Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:39 pm

Supergreen?
True terror lies in the futility of human existence.

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Postby Verum » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:45 pm

Hello, I'm new to these forums.

I enjoy web design, video games, reading good books, and smoking cherry tobacco from my pipe.

I'm a self-proclaimed atheist, and optimistic nihilist. I've dabbled here and there in the teachings of Robert Anton Wilson's Discordianism, but I hope you pastafarians aren't intimidated by the sacred chao and all that Eris has to disclose.

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Postby Ruby Rhod » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:09 pm

Capellini wrote:Supergreen?

Green. :D

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Duke
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Postby Duke » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:20 pm

Welcome, Verum! I think there's a place for you here. :)


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Postby NinjaMidget » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:18 pm

I have been touched by His noodly appendage! :fsm_float:

I think I'll go door-to-door in Salt Lake City to try to convert some Mormons to the faith :D
i am not senDing sublIminal mEssages

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Pastafarian hippie

Postby Hippie » Thu Jan 04, 2007 6:59 pm

I don't believe in computers because the estblishment will use them one day to take over the world.
anyway im new here and i really am a hippie and i will be bringing my theorys of the establishment to the fourums along with fellow pastafarian hippies from my area
Dont patronize me cause i saw the word tolerance in one of the sticky post
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Blue Oyster Cult
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Postby Johan » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:24 pm

I have converted to the lord FSM!
I shall strive to become an accomplished sauceror and pastamancer!
RAmen

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Postby xoxo_pr0ud » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:29 pm

Hi!

First of all, these emoticons are amazing. :D And I'm an agnostic but ever since I recieved a FSM banner on my Myspace (it mysteriously appeared there. Must be the His holy Noodlyness :wink: ) I've been intrigued. So hopefully I'll learn more about this religion (the greatest religion so I've heard) and have fun

P.S. - I've always wanted to be a pirate :fsm_yarr:


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