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Charuze
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Postby Charuze » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:54 pm

Aha. So you have to make your first post in here huh.

May His noodly appendages be forever in you face. :fsm:

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Avast!

Postby obler » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:02 pm

I was a Strict Ornithologist, until I was excommunicated for spying on a nice pair of nesting tits in next-door's garden. Apparently, it wasn't a very original sin. Arrr. I have no galleon, but I do possess a pedalo and a pair of sturdy legs, so I'll try to keep up.

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Postby The Dead Parrot » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:16 pm

I welcome you all, and I hope you are able to bask in His saving Sauce.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.
After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.

The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.

The Daily Show 2006 Calender.

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Postby FordPrefect » Tue Dec 12, 2006 3:17 pm

I awoke one morning and behold i heard his noodlyness speak to me. For then i did know that it was true. RAmen :fsm:

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Postby Duke » Tue Dec 12, 2006 4:25 pm

A little advice, Ford: When you heard the His Noodliness speaking to you, Don't Panic. :)

Welcome! :D


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Postby george000003 » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:11 pm

hmmm oh wow you guys have FSM smileys thats kool

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Postby The Dead Parrot » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:33 pm

Yeah, our forum is totally pimped out and much better than others because it has been touched by His Noodley Appendage.
During the Space Race, American astronauts were faced with the problem that ink from their pens would not stay on the pentip.

After spending millions of dollars and a few years in research, they came up with the ballpoint pen. This solved the problem.



The Soviets, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.



The Daily Show 2006 Calender.



"Friends come and go, but Enemies seem to accumulate."



-- Myself



"Look to the Future, as it is the brightest place imaginable"



--Duke

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Postby anthrobabe » Wed Dec 13, 2006 2:19 pm

FordPrefect wrote:I awoke one morning and behold i heard his noodlyness speak to me. For then i did know that it was true. RAmen :fsm:



Ford???!!!!
Wow you are back visiting this "mostly harmless" planet again I see- what's new with the guide?

now you really have some updates!
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Postby Charuze » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:25 pm

Parp.

(Just to get post nr 5. Don't hate.)

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Postby isleofdogs » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:00 pm

Hello!

First post....though I am leaving on Monday and won't be around for 2 weeks, heading to India. Looking forward to reading/talking more when I get back!

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fnord

Postby evilerik » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:55 pm

Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken.
Mu.

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sign me up!

Postby flyboy2160 » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:01 am

1-2-3 testing, testing or radio check

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Postby kimjongsick » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:10 am

Cuddly_Carpy wrote:I'm English... so there! It just sruck a chord with me so... I posted... I've recently lost one of my normal forums because some complete tit-monkeys had a really petty and pointless argument so the forum is closed... but then I really should work harder towards my Chemistry A level... do be dooo...

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Postby Commando » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:46 pm

All hail FSM! :)

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hello

Postby Zickor » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:34 pm

I'm converted. :fsm:

Hello there.
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