However, thanks to Mr. Henderson, I've finally found a belief that I can honestly call my own. It's got it all: humour, tolerance, pasta and pirates. And, if I'm good, alcohol and strippers at the end. I'm so happy.
Yar!
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LarissaFae
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Heyla. My name is Larissa, and this is my mandatory postageness. I just wanted to thank Bobby Henderson for revealing FSM to the world. For the past several years I've been in a funk regarding religion, faith, and deities, and where I stand with them.
However, thanks to Mr. Henderson, I've finally found a belief that I can honestly call my own. It's got it all: humour, tolerance, pasta and pirates. And, if I'm good, alcohol and strippers at the end. I'm so happy.
Yar!
However, thanks to Mr. Henderson, I've finally found a belief that I can honestly call my own. It's got it all: humour, tolerance, pasta and pirates. And, if I'm good, alcohol and strippers at the end. I'm so happy.
Yar!
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Larissa
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"What's YOUR zombie plan?"
Larissa
Zombie Fighters, Inc.
http://www.myspace.com/zombiefightersinc
"What's YOUR zombie plan?"
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Pasta In Australia
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The Man In Black
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kimjongsick
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Randompasta
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Duke
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Benvenido, Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!
Oh, and I agree, Rock On!
Duke
Oh, and I agree, Rock On!
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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kimjongsick
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Alfredo Linguini
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Duke
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kimjongsick wrote:Duke you forgot "Wëllkomm". Way to totally ignore the Luxembourgish. I don't love you anymore.
Jay kay lawl.
Tragedy Has Struck! How can I ever forgive myself? No! I must go into seclusion for the rest of my natural life!
Welcome, Alfredo Linguini.
Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
--Mark Twain
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
--Woody Allen
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Peg-Leg the Zealus
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All of his noodly goodness...
I would like to say how happy and glad I am to be here. I have almost finished reading the gospel, and so far I can say that it has been not only an enlightening read but also humorous. It is much more fun to read than the Christian Bible or the telephone book.
Also, in my part of the country (the Northern Bible Belt) there exist many possible converts, so I will state now I will do all in my power to help spread the word of the FSM and his noodly goodness.
RAmen
P.S. - Avast all ye landlubbers!
Also, in my part of the country (the Northern Bible Belt) there exist many possible converts, so I will state now I will do all in my power to help spread the word of the FSM and his noodly goodness.
RAmen
P.S. - Avast all ye landlubbers!
"Oh ye of little faith, soon shall you see the folly of your ways"
First and foremost, I love all of you. This is my first post, and first time at the forum. I live in Utah, born and raised. Yep you guessed it, I was raised LDS (teh Mormons....you know, the ones with the real Jesus). This being an introduction, let me point out that I am very sarcastic when it comes to Christianity. I have all of 3 friends that aren't Christian, so having this community is going to be great.
-Veritas
p.s. Thank you for all the good/hard/long/peeing in the pants laughs.
-Veritas
p.s. Thank you for all the good/hard/long/peeing in the pants laughs.
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions."
"Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions."
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