The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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LarissaFae
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Postby LarissaFae » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:26 pm

Heyla. My name is Larissa, and this is my mandatory postageness. I just wanted to thank Bobby Henderson for revealing FSM to the world. For the past several years I've been in a funk regarding religion, faith, and deities, and where I stand with them.

However, thanks to Mr. Henderson, I've finally found a belief that I can honestly call my own. It's got it all: humour, tolerance, pasta and pirates. And, if I'm good, alcohol and strippers at the end. I'm so happy.

:fsm_yarr:

Yar!
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drkeys
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hey ya'll

Postby drkeys » Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:09 pm

Now I have a religious reason for wearing pirate attire. Yar Mateys!

Pasta In Australia
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Postby Pasta In Australia » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:23 am

Well, this is my first post here, so I'd like to say hi to everyone from here in Australia.
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The Man In Black
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Postby The Man In Black » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:57 am

<Enter first post announcement here>

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kimjongsick
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Postby kimjongsick » Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:17 pm

Sup guys, welcome to all of you.

(Tony you seriously need to change your name)
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She's happy as can be, you know, she said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine

Randompasta
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Postby Randompasta » Wed Nov 29, 2006 6:19 pm

not really sure about this, but i was just emailed a username and password. strange.. i don't remember requesting one. well it must be divine intervention.

DukeoFunk
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Postby DukeoFunk » Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:07 pm

Hello, I have been an admirer of the church of the flying spaghetti monster and after months of deliberation I've finally joined! I hope to recieve a warm welcome from the disciples of his noodly appendage.

Swabbies Bucket
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Postby Swabbies Bucket » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:30 am

:fsm_rock: Rock on! :worship:

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Duke
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Postby Duke » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:12 am

Benvenido, Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!

Oh, and I agree, Rock On! :fsm_rock: :mrgreen:


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

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kimjongsick
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Postby kimjongsick » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:43 am

Duke you forgot "Wëllkomm". Way to totally ignore the Luxembourgish. I don't love you anymore.

Jay kay lawl.
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Baby's good to me, you know

She's happy as can be, you know, she said so

I'm in love with her and I feel fine

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Alfredo Linguini
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Postby Alfredo Linguini » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:03 pm

This is my obligatory first post.

And.... I welcome all of you to MY universe.

Please don't make a mess.

kthxbye

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Duke
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Postby Duke » Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:07 pm

kimjongsick wrote:Duke you forgot "Wëllkomm". Way to totally ignore the Luxembourgish. I don't love you anymore.

Jay kay lawl.


Tragedy Has Struck! How can I ever forgive myself? No! I must go into seclusion for the rest of my natural life! :wink:

Welcome, Alfredo Linguini. :D


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche




"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

Peg-Leg the Zealus
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All of his noodly goodness...

Postby Peg-Leg the Zealus » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:11 pm

I would like to say how happy and glad I am to be here. I have almost finished reading the gospel, and so far I can say that it has been not only an enlightening read but also humorous. It is much more fun to read than the Christian Bible or the telephone book.
Also, in my part of the country (the Northern Bible Belt) there exist many possible converts, so I will state now I will do all in my power to help spread the word of the FSM and his noodly goodness.


RAmen


P.S. - Avast all ye landlubbers! :fsm_yarr:
"Oh ye of little faith, soon shall you see the folly of your ways"

Veritas
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Postby Veritas » Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:29 pm

First and foremost, I love all of you. This is my first post, and first time at the forum. I live in Utah, born and raised. Yep you guessed it, I was raised LDS (teh Mormons....you know, the ones with the real Jesus). This being an introduction, let me point out that I am very sarcastic when it comes to Christianity. I have all of 3 friends that aren't Christian, so having this community is going to be great.


-Veritas

p.s. Thank you for all the good/hard/long/peeing in the pants laughs.
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kimjongsick
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Postby kimjongsick » Thu Nov 30, 2006 6:14 pm

Veritas, let me be the first to say, may you find your shelter here. You too, Peg-Leg, welcome. ^__^
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Baby's good to me, you know

She's happy as can be, you know, she said so

I'm in love with her and I feel fine


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