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laserbream
Conchigliette Convert
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Finally, it all makes sense

Postby laserbream » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:14 pm

A year ago, I stopped shaving and grew an odd beard. I started playing the Monkey Island series of games, over and over again. The sound of a pegleg marching over solid timber haunted my dreams.

Yesterday I had Spaghetti Carbonara for dinner and watched Pirates of the Carribean 2. Mere coincidence? I think not, for the movie even had a midget in it! The odds of that happening by chance are akin to a jumbo jet assembling a hurricane from the pieces of a stopwatch, or something like that.

The point is that FSM has removed the beams from my eyes and the only thing he asked for in return was that I give his church a go. It's a damn sight cheaper than Scientology, so I'm in!

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Duke
Prophet of Pastafarianism
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Postby Duke » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:46 pm

:D

Welcome, welcome all! :)


I'm glad to see ya'll have found enlightenment.
:pirate_fish:


Duke
"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain


He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche


"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."

--Woody Allen

FlashBack
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Postby FlashBack » Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:43 pm

Just another loyal follower here!

:worship: :fsm_yarr:
Pantaloons!!

demagnetized
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Postby demagnetized » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:57 pm

Chalk one more up for the Pastafarian gravy train

Mmmmm... gravy :shellfish:

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Aeger
Bucatini Buccanneer
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Location: I'd better not say

Postby Aeger » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:48 pm

Mmmmm... references to the Simpsons
I am anti-"txt talk." I support good grammar. I am part of the "Save the Vowels" movement. For your sanity and mind, type out your damn words.

Thank you

toddscanlan
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FSM comes to facebook!!

Postby toddscanlan » Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:12 am

The Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the group name
the goal is it to be bigger than any religous group... or any group

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AwenchnamedRitchie
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Postby AwenchnamedRitchie » Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:22 pm

I'm all new and stuff to the forum (but by no means new to FSMism) so hello to everyone. I like pasta, beer and strippers, so I hope I'll fit in. (Also the smilies are FAB!)

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kimjongsick
Gnocchetti Galley Slave
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Postby kimjongsick » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:00 am

Somebody once told me that "Share the fun" was the slogan for every STD known to man. I lol'd so hard.
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Baby's good to me, you know
She's happy as can be, you know, she said so
I'm in love with her and I feel fine

teh_flannel
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Postby teh_flannel » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:11 pm

Yeah, I'm not sure what to say, so I'll keep it brief.

Yay for the FSM!
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Hobbit'sMommy
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Postby Hobbit'sMommy » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:23 pm

Здраст!
Hi

aeons93
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yea

Postby aeons93 » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:04 pm

yea my first post

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Nigga Tony
Conchigliette Convert
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Joined: Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:54 am
Location: Dallas, TX (Armpit of Hell)

I found my place in the world

Postby Nigga Tony » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:58 am

I just learned about this group one hour ago. It is so relieving to discover that I am not alone in the world!
The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no Flying Spaghetti Monster".

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kimjongsick
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Postby kimjongsick » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:50 am

Uhh, Tony? You might want to talk to one of the mods/admins about changing your name to something else, because the one you've got now is kinda offensive, and it doesn't even matter if you're black or not.
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Baby's good to me, you know

She's happy as can be, you know, she said so

I'm in love with her and I feel fine

amadkiwi
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Postby amadkiwi » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:56 pm

Hello, I am amadkiwi.

:worship: :fsm:

Brownie
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Location: Johnston County, NC

Postby Brownie » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:20 pm

Hello-for some reason I didn't realize there was a forum until someone posted something about it in a comment to some hate-mail. Been keeping an eye on the other parts of the site for awhile and recently dedicated some serious beer drinking in His honor.

I am Brownie and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintence. RAmen
It's ok to drink before noon, especially if you are supposed to be at work.


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