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Uomo Felice Della Pasta
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Postby Uomo Felice Della Pasta » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:36 pm

Well, hi. I'm not new, just don't really like forums too much, but I joined anyway due to being incredibly bored.
I don't need this signature. It needs me.

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anthrobabe
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Postby anthrobabe » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:40 pm

Well you won't be bored (board) around here, just be careful of Pirates selling cheap used parrots>
Glad to know you !
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Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
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I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!

I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."

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Dr. Otis Lansa
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Postby Dr. Otis Lansa » Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:41 pm

anthrobabe wrote:Pastafarian Pirate
I love Mr Heat Miser-- in fact I love the entire Year Without a Santa Claus movie-----

I'm going to sing the song I'm Mr. green christamas I'm Mr. Sun... all day!

and then I'm Mr. White Christmans, I'm Mr. Snow...


Heh, I didn't even know what movie these guys came from, until I went looking for a Snowmiser avatar. I DID know the songs... good ol' internet radio. Canada only got some of the stop-motion stuff on perpetual rerun, with Rudolph the clear favorite.
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Ack
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Postby Ack » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:00 pm

/wave
Hello

Fishcat
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Postby Fishcat » Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:05 am

Hail from the Welsh branch of the Church of the FSM!

:D

Red
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Postby Red » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:30 pm

umm...hello? :pirate_fish:

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Qwertyuiopasd
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Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:36 pm

hello and a hearty welcome to all three of you. thanks for posting here first. go forth and frolic with the pastafarians!

or... just walk at your own pace... whatevers good....

~Qwerty
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debbyglee
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Cha-chunk

Postby debbyglee » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:25 am

ticket punched...

I joined fairly early on, but have been absent, and my account seems to have disappeared.

Requiring a post is a good idea.

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dukes
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Postby dukes » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:24 pm

Well then - Welcome Back. We missed you.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

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Ballad of John and Yoko

Davitosan
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Postby Davitosan » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:41 am

Well, here's my post.









Wait a minute.....








This DOES feel special!!!!!!!!








OH MY NOODLE! I've been touched by His Starchy Limb! I can feel Him within me! I have to get some pasta...

See you all around, then.
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Davitosan
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Postby Davitosan » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:42 am

I had some trouble with the last post, hope this one does count.
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geoduck
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Hello!

Postby geoduck » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:33 am

I feel like I've been sitting in the back pews trying to gather the pirate courage to speak up. Hello! I now publicly proclaim my devotion to the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster! Hello brothers and sisters!
Wow! That was almost as good as my first AA meeting (but I quit that, I've always been a quitter). Well, good grog, smoke and pasta to ye all. I'll be back to have many discussions of the Gospel another time.

Geoduck

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dukes
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Postby dukes » Mon Oct 30, 2006 7:07 am

Davitosam: they both count. You're good!

And a convert named after a large clam! That'll go great with pasta. Wait a minute - a large clam from Colorado? Let's not go putting any fossils in the marinara now, okay? :mrgreen:
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.


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Ballad of John and Yoko

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Arad
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Postby Arad » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:00 pm

Um, hello.
I am the Arad.
I am joining this forum because I borrowed (took without consent but with every intention of bringing it back) the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster from my dear friend and occasional partner in crime, Linds. After reading the book I am now convinced that the world was created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster in all his noodly glory.
I apologize for my lateness, but I got lost on the path of life.

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dukes
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Postby dukes » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:16 pm

Borrowed books are the best kind - just like stolen watermelon. Welcome to the forum. Now give your friend his book back so he can read it and be inspired to come here also.
Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.


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Ballad of John and Yoko


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