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thezeus18
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Postby thezeus18 » Wed May 31, 2006 11:55 pm

It's me! Zeus, immortal god! And I'd just like to say I also think this Intelligent Design stuff is crap. Everybody knows the world came out of my nostrils. No designing involved in there.

Actually, I'm just an 8th grader hoping to formulate a explanative philosophy without giving up (and saying god did it). The best bet right now is evolutionary utilitarianism.
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"It's a large building with patients, but that's not important right now"

Hooray for evolutionary utilitarianism!

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Connorc6291
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Postby Connorc6291 » Thu Jun 01, 2006 1:25 am

Hello! I am a new convert to FSMism. I'm 15, a freshman in High School. I've been a more or less agnostic all my life and have finally found a religion that makes perfect sense to me. I found the site this weekend and immediatly went to get the book. I've read through His Scriptures and am declaring myself a Pastafarian.

Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster! :worship:
Peace, Love and Unity

RAmen
Although the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power.-V

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elizard100
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Postby elizard100 » Thu Jun 01, 2006 2:06 am

Hi, I'm new. I found this forum through a link on the live journal of someone I don't know who had the flying spaghetti monster listed as an interest. Therefore I think that it is fairly obvious that it is destiny that I found my way here. I look forward to learning more of His noodly wisdom and plans for us.

Can I just say how much I adore these totally noodly emoticons!

May you be forever touched by His noodly appendages. :fsm_rock:

Elizabeth

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Poincare's Stepchild
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Postby Poincare's Stepchild » Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:13 am

Well, I see there are quite a few new converts since the last time I posted on this thread. Welcome all. This is a pretty cool site, and you can have lots of fun, and learn stuff too. Just keep in mind that the watch word is "tolerance".

Again, welcome.

:shellfish: :shellfish: :shellfish: :shellfish:
Reading is Knowledge
Knowledge is Power
Power Corrupts
Corruption is a Crime
Crime doesn't Pay

So...If you read, you will go broke.


:worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm:

TTFN

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bubblegumgirl
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Postby bubblegumgirl » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:05 am

Ok I may be cheating just a little bit, technically this is not my first post, just been floating around, having a bit of fun, working my way up to writing about belief systems and all that. Tho I just finished an essay for uni about whats wrong with western religion and what can be done to turn it around, I was going to reference FSM but decided my teacher was not that open to new ideas.

Found out about FSM mid last year, been a convert from the begining, but just realised that this forum existed. Thanks guys.

I have began preaching next to the christian union guys at uni and have been getting odd looks. (But it's all worth it for the FSM)

My heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Gets them every time.

Noodles abound :worship: :fsm_rock:
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"`This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, `I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'"

"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

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Ezkerraldean
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Postby Ezkerraldean » Thu Jun 01, 2006 6:17 am

aarrrrr! good to hear matey! i think we have a fine crew of aussie pastaheads here for you to join.
we are both atheists, it's just that i believe in one god less than you

Sir Francis Drake
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Thu Jun 01, 2006 12:31 pm

Looks like His Noodly Appendages have been reaching out in every direction. :worship:
Welcome, Pastafarians!
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!

Dona Nobis Pasta

-Opsanus tau

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Griffin
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Postby Griffin » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:22 pm

A steady stream of incomers !! His Noodliness must be sending out strong signals at present. Welcome all.
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

player hater
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Postby player hater » Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:38 am

yo

Sir Francis Drake
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:01 pm

Yo ho ho and a bottle o' rum, PH!
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



-Opsanus tau

The Black Pigs First Mate
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Postby The Black Pigs First Mate » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:04 pm

Beat me to it. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Sir Francis Drake
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Postby Sir Francis Drake » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:17 pm

Don't cry, matey... it's Friday!

Here, have some rum. :D
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!



Dona Nobis Pasta



-Opsanus tau

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Al Dante
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Postby Al Dante » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:49 pm

Player hater, what kind of player are you referring to? And why do you hate them?

(I'm not fond of the RealAudio player myself. In fact, I hate it. So you're not alone.)

- postAL

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Alpaca
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Postby Alpaca » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:46 pm

Playerhater is currently banned, after making a number of posts declaring himself to be the "original midgit" and demanding money for FSM-induced miracles.

Long John
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Postby Long John » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:10 pm

Yaaaarrrrrrrrr *cough*

I was converted through the art of internal-combustable dream magicland happy-face ninja-death-star frodo's-feet tinned-can eye-patch spontaneous pictionary.

It was something like this:

¯\(º_o)/¯ (-.-)zzZ :fsm: (O_O) (ρ_-)o (ó ô) \(^o^)/ :worship: :fsm:


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