Noodley in the UK

Wanna get together to pillage something, or just to have a bowl of pasta? Schedule it with your fellow Pastafarians here.

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Postby Griffin » Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:24 pm

Long John McGruff wrote:Glasgow here too.


Glasgow here too what? Too lacking in Pirates or taverns?
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Postby The Black Spot » Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:31 pm

Arr...

me grandad were a Glaswegian. There would never 'ave bin enough taverns to satisfy 'im.
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Postby Long Gone McGruff » Fri Jan 20, 2006 1:34 am

Griffin wrote:Glasgow here too what? Too lacking in Pirates or taverns?

Many a fine tavern to be found. There's even one across the road with a parrot.
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Postby Griffin » Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:58 am

Long John McGruff wrote:
Griffin wrote:Glasgow here too what? Too lacking in Pirates or taverns?

Many a fine tavern to be found. There's even one across the road with a parrot.


Does it have rats too?
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Postby Lord_Ravioli » Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:46 am

Can I be added to the dog-eared piece of parchment?

I sail the waters off Salisbury Plain in Wiltshire...
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Postby Long Gone McGruff » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:04 am

Griffin wrote:Does it have rats too?

Yes but ketchup costs extra.
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Postby Griffin » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:57 pm

Long John McGruff wrote:
Griffin wrote:Does it have rats too?

Yes but ketchup costs extra.


Sounds a bit of a posh tavern. Little satchets? Not the red squeezy plastic tomato?

Welcome Lord_Ravioli. Oi' be intrested in the waters of Salisbury Plain. Oi' bin thinkin' it was flat and grassy. Be it flooded?
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Postby Lord_Ravioli » Sat Jan 28, 2006 6:03 am

Griffin wrote:Welcome Lord_Ravioli. Oi' be intrested in the waters of Salisbury Plain. Oi' bin thinkin' it was flat and grassy. Be it flooded?


It be covered in numerous small water features, which means that my shipmates and I must lift our trusty vessel ('The Pasta Marinara') onto our shoulders when we wish to patrol the sealanes in this area, to move between ponds.

On the other hand, it is used by the Army for training, so we can fire our weapon (the Canoli Cannon) without being noticed by anyone - much like His Noodliness in fact!
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Postby Griffin » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:00 pm

The Princess Diana thingy be a water feature but I wouldn't sail my boat in it.
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Postby The Black Spot » Sun Jan 29, 2006 9:29 pm

Arrr...

but it be a good place t' fleece the visitors.
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Postby Griffin » Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:32 pm

Send yer parrot on a fleecing training course.

Course contents.

1. Identitfying targets.
2. Setting start times and agreeing contracts.
3. Piercing whistle projection practicals
4. Feather and claw attacks on deaf targets ( see course contents 3/5) .
5. Equal Oppurtunites Act as it applies to parrot resitant people through no fault of their own.
6. Extracting price owed - methodology, phone a friend, how to deal with coughs.
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Postby black bart » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:29 pm

Talkin o water features - I be avin one o them new fangled water closets installed in me Captain's cabin (upstairs in me house) - the rest o the crew can dangle oer the side o the prow as usual!
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Postby The Black Spot » Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:46 pm

black bart wrote:Talkin o water features - I be avin one o them new fangled water closets installed in me Captain's cabin (upstairs in me house) - the rest o the crew can dangle oer the side o the prow as usual!


Arrr...

me own crew be a shiftless bunch o' swabs. They's be amusin' themselves by hangin their arses o'er the side o' the crow's nest.

Er, 'ang on a mo... I's be thinkin' I were still on the pirate discussion board...
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Postby Griffin » Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:08 pm

The Black Spot wrote:Er, 'ang on a mo... I's be thinkin' I were still on the pirate discussion board...


It's all that talk of ships and water. Mind you, the British were a sea-faring dynasty so it wouldn't be surprising if the Onedin Line popped up.
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Postby afteryoudieyoucrpyourself » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:55 pm

Arrr avast I am from The very depths of a Boil on The Backside of The World Swansea (Wales)
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