is there any such thing as a pastafarian who uses this website and lives in the United States of America? it seems like the aussies and the english really love the flying spaghetti monster. americans are still hooked on jesus or something. it feels like i am the only pastafarian in the United States of America. even though i did meet a brilliant pastafarian from maine via pm. i believe his name was et, the extra terrestrial or something like that.
this is kind of strange since this religion was inspired by political events that took place in the great state of kansas by a fellow american observer living in the northern state of oregon. it seems like americans would love this mess. i think mormons still hold the title of the all american religion.
mormons have the only all american prophet. :(
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United States of America
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Nancy Delia
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United States of America
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Great souls suffer in silence. ~Friedrich Schiller
Great souls suffer in silence. ~Friedrich Schiller
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: United States of America
I'm not brilliant. More like a dull glow, just at the edge of visibility, and not quite into the UV range. Certainly not bright enough to read by.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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RevWrongway
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Re: United States of America
Louisiana near Texas
ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pɐq ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɐʇʇol ɐ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝᴉɹǝdxǝ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pooפ
ǝuO ʎlpooN ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝ˥ ˙ʎlpuᴉʞ ʞɐǝdS ˙ʎldǝǝp ǝɹɐƆ ˙ʎlsnoɹǝuǝƃ ǝʌo˥ ˙ʎldɯᴉs ǝʌᴉ˥
ǝuO ʎlpooN ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝ˥ ˙ʎlpuᴉʞ ʞɐǝdS ˙ʎldǝǝp ǝɹɐƆ ˙ʎlsnoɹǝuǝƃ ǝʌo˥ ˙ʎldɯᴉs ǝʌᴉ˥
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IspywithmeI
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Re: United States of America
The Netherlands
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New
Re: United States of America
Southwest Michigan. I've got a lot of friends who identify as Pastafarian (sometimes among other things).
Empusa's crew, so naked-new they may not face the fire,
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
(Kipling)
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
(Kipling)
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ahoy anti crikitz !
sinz ye kum bak ye gunna b onna bery bestist passyfairyinz list !
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sinz ye kum bak ye gunna b onna bery bestist passyfairyinz list !
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cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
Re: United States of America
LOL! I went away because my laptop ate my password and all... one of our wondrous admins worked some magic and fixed it. I have learned forever more to only sign on places with a web-based email address.
And thanks, Nef Yoo.
And thanks, Nef Yoo.
Empusa's crew, so naked-new they may not face the fire,
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
(Kipling)
But weep that they bin too small to sin to the height of their desire,
(Kipling)
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CaptainLongPig
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Re: United States of America
I'm from the south... the deep south.
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Rev. Daniel Scott
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Re: United States of America
We are many. I personally know of significant followings in Houston, Texas and across Wisconsin.
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Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
Completed Works:
Biblical
OP:
Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive
NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen
Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I
~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
~~(tlhIngan, Rihannsu, Quenya...)~~
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Rigger Tony
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Re: United States of America
Greetins Mate!
I be sailin' the sands of the great Sonoran Desert in the lands they call Arizona!
Cheers!
I be sailin' the sands of the great Sonoran Desert in the lands they call Arizona!
Cheers!
"The Boss in in the sauce... and sometimes on it." Me.
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ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: United States of America
Arizoner, ye sez? Be ye by chance in th' Feenicks airier? Me missus dwelt a while in them parts back a couple score year ago. Still has a mate or two in port. Might be ye knows em, stranger things has happent.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Hullo ,
ummmm.......
i do'nt livvs in a-Merricarrr .
ummmm.......
i do'nt livvs in a-Merricarrr .
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Rigger Tony
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Re: United States of America
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Arizoner, ye sez? Be ye by chance in th' Feenicks airier? Me missus dwelt a while in them parts back a couple score year ago. Still has a mate or two in port. Might be ye knows em, stranger things has happent.
Nay Mate, but I be not far from that port of which ye speak and have been thar many a time.
I be currently moored in a small lagoon what sits in a place they call Tucson.
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Nef Yoo BlackBeard
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Rigger Tony wrote:ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Arizoner, ye sez? Be ye by chance in th' Feenicks airier? Me missus dwelt a while in them parts back a couple score year ago. Still has a mate or two in port. Might be ye knows em, stranger things has happent.
Nay Mate, but I be not far from that port of which ye speak and have been thar many a time.
I be currently moored in a small lagoon what sits in a place they call Tucson.
wat b tha naim uf yer shup unko wigger stonee ?
i sayl tha Goode shup LOllypop
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umm i gunna tayk et to tha baff tub wite now rrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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VeliEgamKnat
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Re: United States of America
Madison, WI here.
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