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- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Granted. You get obsessed with muscles at that stage, and inject yourself with so much steroids that you explode.
I wish I could stay in my current state of bliss forever.
I wish I could stay in my current state of bliss forever.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
- Zankou 2.0
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Granted. Like the first Matrix prototype, you fail.
I wish I could break free of the Matrix.
I wish I could break free of the Matrix.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
granted, but you are stuck in the pod thing for eternity
I wish WoE a happy birthday
I wish WoE a happy birthday
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
- Zankou 2.0
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Granted. His idea of happy involves you, MM, and a gallon of anal lubricant.
Google "elephant penis". You'll shit your pants.
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I wish I had pictures.
Google "elephant penis". You'll shit your pants.
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I wish I had pictures.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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No.
I wish Zank could control his fixation with penises.
I wish Zank could control his fixation with penises.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
- Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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Granted. With dried penis pills, he can control his fixation.
I wish I hadn't thought of that.
I wish I hadn't thought of that.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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granted you have proverbialy killed George w. bush when you could have killed hitler (providing they are both alive) and you therefore shoot yourself but miss you vital organs so you bleed to death... slowly
I wish for 3 way pasta
I wish for 3 way pasta
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
- Zankou 2.0
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lordpunkmonk wrote:granted you have proverbialy killed George w. bush when you could have killed hitler (providing they are both alive) and you therefore shoot yourself but miss you vital organs so you bleed to death... slowly
I wish for 3 way pasta
I wish LPM would stay away from this thread, forever.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
- Detective TurtleHolmes
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Granted. Landing Potato Monks abandon us.
I wish I could be artistic.
*cough* Bursar *cough*
I wish I could be artistic.
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Granted. With dried penis pills, he can control his fixation.
*cough* Bursar *cough*
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
- Zankou 2.0
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Granted. However, you don't get into art school, so you decide to lead a massive genocidal war, killing thousands of Christians.
Way to go, Detective YertleHomes.
(Kudos to whoever understands that. There are three bits of trivial knowledge.)
I wish lordpunkmonk would stay away from this thread forever.
Way to go, Detective YertleHomes.
(Kudos to whoever understands that. There are three bits of trivial knowledge.)
I wish lordpunkmonk would stay away from this thread forever.
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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granted:
p-branes are good candidates: http://arxiv.org/abs/hep-th/0202044
I wish Mad Willyum were as incomprehensible as he used to be.
p-branes are good candidates: http://arxiv.org/abs/hep-th/0202044
I wish Mad Willyum were as incomprehensible as he used to be.
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