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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:29 pm

Granted.

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I wish that guy wasn't so creepy

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:31 pm

Granted. He's been replaced by me.

I wish for a happily ever after.
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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:33 pm

Granted. Your DVD player now contains a Drew Barrymore version of Cinderella entitled "Happily Ever After"

I wish I had never seen that movie

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:34 pm

Granted. But your brain is haunted by romantic thoughts of Leonardo daVinci.

TPBM would prefer Vincent Van Gogh.
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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:36 pm

You wish.

I wish I had more beer.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:37 pm

Granted. It's laced with X.

I wish I had a map to your location and a nondescript black van.
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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:38 pm

Granted. But your van needs a transmission.

I wish this X was better.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:39 pm

Granted. Better X is in my van.

I wish for a transmission.
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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:40 pm

Granted. However gas is $4 a gallon and you've lost your wallet.

I wish I found your wallet.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:43 pm

Granted. It has no money and my debit and credit cards are missing.

I wish I found my debit and credit cards.
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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:46 pm

Granted, but your bank was bought out by another and in the merger there was a small mistake costing you $439,924.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:48 pm

Granted. You walk in on it doing itself and get an orgasmic squirt of detergent in your eye.

I wish for a bank error in my favor.
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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:50 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, the IRS takes notice.

I wish my dog would get off my bed.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon May 26, 2008 11:51 pm

Granted. Your dog pees the bed, then leaves so it won't have to sleep in the wet spot.

I wish to get off in my bed.
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Postby beergirl47408 » Mon May 26, 2008 11:52 pm

Granted. But my dog is there now.

I wish I could go back to Cape Cod.


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