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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roving Punster » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:47 pm

Granted. As soon as I'm done here I'll post threads mocking every major terrorist org, fringe religious activist org, conspiracy theorist org, drug cartel, corrupt pharmaceutical company, street gang, rogue government organization, hacker fraternity, cybersecurity firm, and unemployed mime I can find, imply we have a stolen email database of theirs (with compromising photos), and invite them here for some friendly negotiations for its return in our off topic lounge, and then I'll CC invites to the mass media and late night talk show host community to spectate. WHEEEEEEE. {I was just kidding, dont kickban me}

I wish I was omniscient.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Dec 01, 2015 12:58 am

Granted. But you already knew that.

I wish I had access to the Fountain of Youth.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roving Punster » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:43 am

Granted. You find a shiny annotated fob key in your pocket granting access to the hidden cave holding TFoY, but the sudden onset of Altheimers appears to have stripped the actual location from your mind. You also cant remember ... something ... important ... @#$% !

I wish I had a hammer, so I could hammer in the morning, and in the evening, all over this land.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Dec 01, 2015 5:45 am

Gwanted.
A big ‘ammarrr fawls frum da sky an hits ye onna scon , nokkin ye senssless . :nefyoobash:
Den ye 4 getted wot ye wannid it 4 inna furrs plaec . :confused:
We awl lukkee cos we donne hafta poot hup wiff alla bam bam bam inna moornin an nite . :sleep:

I wish , ummm , i wiss i cood fink off sumfing i cood whiss 4 .
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roving Punster » Tue Dec 01, 2015 9:34 am

I wish , ummm , i wiss i cood fink off sumfing i cood whiss 4 .

Ah ah ah, only 1 wish, not 2.

Granted ... a lone package of Steak-umms appears in your hand. Sadly, it already thawed, and you have neither fire, cheese nor bun to prepare and serve it with.

It's too bad that the Gods in this reality hit like girls, because I've been very naughty, and I wish to be properly punished for it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby MourningStar » Tue Dec 01, 2015 11:03 am

Done, you have been sentenced to watch Donald Trump debate the empty chair Clint Eastwood talked to for six and a half hours. Your only restroom is an outhouse in the middle of a mine field. The only commercial breaks are episodes of The Big Bang Theory with the laugh tracks removed and your only form of sustenance is an unopened box of Steak Umms® someone apparently left on the ground...


I wish for an Ice Cold beverage so I can relax... :drinking:
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:51 pm

Granted. You are unceremoniously submerged in a tank of Kool-Aid chilled to a refreshing one degree Celsius.

I wish I was independently wealthy enough that I didn't have to work for a living.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby StayThirstyMyAguila » Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:10 am

Granted. Unfortunately, you have seven children and they're all Nef Yoo.

I wish for bacon. Lots of it.
Whoever dares corrupt bacon doesn't deserve to be here.


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