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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:01 pm

With your winnings you decide to try betting fair and square... LOOSING it all.

I REALLY wish I hadn't be away, from here for an entire year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:32 am

You DO remember to play them, yet your keyboad was tampErEd with to shock you EvEry timE you press thE E kEy...


I wish for an infinate amount of spendable cash.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 04, 2013 12:19 pm

Granted - You have an infinite amount of spending money, however, you are stuck on a unpopulated island somewhere in the Pacific.

I wish that I could figure out how to get the bear from using my trash can as a personal buffet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 04, 2013 3:08 pm

Granted. He sets up a restaurant and charges other bears to eat from your trash can.

I wish my wish would not get corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:51 am

Granted - your wish is perverted instead.

I wish I could keep up with my work at work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:01 am

Granted...now it's all locked up safe and sound.

I wish I could have a new body.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:14 am

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I wish that I owned majority stock in Diamond Comics & it was atleast as successful as it is now & still does what it does when it's doing what it does.
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:19 pm

Granted - You're not working tomorrow, but are scheduled to work every day for the rest of the year (sorry - no weekends or holidays off).

I wish I could figure out what the heck I'm doing.
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Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:03 pm

You do but are immediately ashamed and are in severe need of a moist towlette.



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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Green Cannon's fire

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora II » Sat Sep 21, 2013 4:21 am

Granted. 3 years leave at minimum wage.

I wish somebody would walk the dog for me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora II » Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:31 am

Granted. However since he hasn't had his shots you are arrested while walking them.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Sep 23, 2013 8:25 pm

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:drinking: You can't have any though, as I have drank it all...

I want BreakingBad to last atleast 5 MORE seasons!!!
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Sep 23, 2013 11:02 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, it's no longer available in your area.

I wish this winter will be mild, with not much snow.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora II » Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:35 am

Granted. Although climate change means cyclones and flooding for everyone.

I wish for more pie.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Mon Nov 30, 2015 6:10 pm

Granted. You now live so close drunken fans confuse your garden for the Firhill public lavatory.

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