Corrupt a wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
With your winnings you decide to try betting fair and square... LOOSING it all.
I REALLY wish I hadn't be away, from here for an entire year.
I REALLY wish I hadn't be away, from here for an entire year.
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Green Cannon's fire
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
You DO remember to play them, yet your keyboad was tampErEd with to shock you EvEry timE you press thE E kEy...
I wish for an infinate amount of spendable cash.
I wish for an infinate amount of spendable cash.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted - You have an infinite amount of spending money, however, you are stuck on a unpopulated island somewhere in the Pacific.
I wish that I could figure out how to get the bear from using my trash can as a personal buffet.
I wish that I could figure out how to get the bear from using my trash can as a personal buffet.
Get your bake on. 

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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. He sets up a restaurant and charges other bears to eat from your trash can.
I wish my wish would not get corrupted.
I wish my wish would not get corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted - your wish is perverted instead.
I wish I could keep up with my work at work.
I wish I could keep up with my work at work.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted...now it's all locked up safe and sound.
I wish I could have a new body.
I wish I could have a new body.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

I wish that I owned majority stock in Diamond Comics & it was atleast as successful as it is now & still does what it does when it's doing what it does.
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted - You're not working tomorrow, but are scheduled to work every day for the rest of the year (sorry - no weekends or holidays off).
I wish I could figure out what the heck I'm doing.
I wish I could figure out what the heck I'm doing.
Get your bake on. 

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Corrupt a wish.
You do but are immediately ashamed and are in severe need of a moist towlette.
I wish I could have more Payed Time Off!!! 


In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. 3 years leave at minimum wage.
I wish somebody would walk the dog for me.
I wish somebody would walk the dog for me.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. However since he hasn't had his shots you are arrested while walking them.
I wish life were a musical.
I wish life were a musical.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.


I want BreakingBad to last atleast 5 MORE seasons!!!
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire
About the colors I post in see: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/rgb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&playnext=10&playnext_from=QL
YES. I AM PirateJohnson on Ebay.
R.I.P.George Carlin (my hero)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. Unfortunately, it's no longer available in your area.
I wish this winter will be mild, with not much snow.
I wish this winter will be mild, with not much snow.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. Although climate change means cyclones and flooding for everyone.
I wish for more pie.
I wish for more pie.
Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You now live so close drunken fans confuse your garden for the Firhill public lavatory.
I wish this forum had more interesting and active threads.
I wish this forum had more interesting and active threads.
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