Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:40 am

Granted. You are now homeless and living on the streets, only ever drinking [high-numbered] Buckfast.

I wish this fine weather would last for a while.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:57 pm

All vegitation in your area die.

I wish that I had a lifetime subscription to DC Comics or atleast had physical coppies of every comic I have downloaded.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora » Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:03 am

Granted. You now have a gastrotich's lifetime supply of comics. About 6 days.

I wish the neighbour's dog would stop barking.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby skyweir » Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:53 am

Granted. A 50 megaton thermonuclear airburst directly overhead has silenced it.

I wish it would warm up. Why am I burning heating oil in October?
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Oct 02, 2011 6:15 am

Granted. The ensuing wildfires burn uncontrolled for months, even melting the bricks on your house.

I wish I could see the FSM smileys that have disappeared over the last year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:46 am

Granted. You go to school in your slippers instead.

I wish it wasn't quite so hot, a bit of cloud would be perfect.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:27 pm

Granted. It's the Zimbabwean lottery.

I wish the :fsm_in_a_Thailand_ping_pong_bar: smiley was real.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:57 am

Granted and you can now insert it into your next post about your recent trip to Phuket.

I wish had someone to play ping pong with.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:26 am

It's like the Pixar short film with the robotthat makes its own playmate but is continiously breaking one another.

I wish I had enough time to pos...
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:39 pm

Granted. It's now a blizzard of oz outside.

I wish i'd thought of raising the necromancy thread from the dead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nucleus » Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:16 am

Granted. You figure out how to raise people from the dead, and they rip off your face.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:32 pm

Granted. You lose half of your faith in humanity, making the reforms believably arbitrary and poorly thought out.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Apr 18, 2013 12:00 am

Granted. You were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, but you're not any more.

I wish I could cause people to behave intelligently.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby DavidH » Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:39 am

Granted. They'd march to London and put a few things right, starting with that soggy wet cretin Cameron.

I wish I had a time machine and could go back a week with the lottery results, share prices and winning horses.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby DavidH » Thu Apr 18, 2013 5:42 am

Oh, poo! Yet again I hit Quote when I meant edit.


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