Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:24 pm

Granted, but now that we're all one, you have to share the ticket money.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:13 am

Granted, you now have a melting nuclear reactor in your back garden.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:28 am

Granted. You now have absolutely nothing to motivate you into getting out of bed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Arkaeon » Fri Mar 18, 2011 2:05 pm

Granted, and we've already filed patent claims for any invention you might ever think up. No royalties for you.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:32 pm

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I wish my dog could make up its mind about whether it wants to go outside or not.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank » Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:54 pm

granted, it will go outside and never come back

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:54 pm

Granted, you get fired because your boss thinks you've been messing with his wife and he also informed your wife about it, so now you are also getting a divorce.

I wish my cats would always keep their fannies inside the litter box while pooping.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:59 pm

Granted, but to be sure, they never take their fannies out of the box. They just drag it around the house using only their fore feet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 06, 2011 5:29 am

Granted. Flava Flav moves into your offie to fight the power for you. The rest of Public Enemy said they were sorry but they couldn't make it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:30 am

Granted. Unfortunately Glasgow City Council subcontracts the forms to me and you end up owning an offal licence.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Kitysrblk » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:02 pm

Granted. You now spot every error in everything and everyone, including yourself. You commit suicide to fix you errors.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:39 pm

Granted he does but his Mother moves in with you as well.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora » Sun Apr 24, 2011 11:36 pm

Granted. Unfortunately the genetic reversal technology isn't quite ready yet, and you are left with only one nostril.

I wish I had a longer holiday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Kitysrblk » Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:22 pm

Granted. You're fired, have a nice long holiday.

I wish I could have a Mountain Dew: Code Red.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther » Thu Apr 28, 2011 2:16 am

Granted..... :drinking: .. but it doesn't stop at one... you become addicted... start a career in crime... minor theft at first.. but soon mixing with hardened criminals... end up charged with grand theft and first degree murder.. currently incarcerated and on death row awaiting execution! If only you had NOT started with that one "Mountain Dew: Code Red". :paranoid:

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